I am trapped!

[Nick]

Spider webs are bad enough, but scaffolding!!

The house next door is being painted and the scaffolding arrived today. Three oiks in a flatbed truck.

I have heard them clanking about. I just went to the car and they have erected the scaffolding across my back doorstep. I can't get out of the blasted door!!

I had to go to the front, walk round the house and have a word with them!!

Mrs Nick will go bonkers.

[Barman]

Spider webs are bad enough, but scaffolding!!

The house next door is being painted and the scaffolding arrived today. Three oiks in a flatbed truck.

I have heard them clanking about. I just went to the car and they have erected the scaffolding across my back doorstep. I can't get out of the blasted door!!

I had to go to the front, walk round the house and have a word with them!!

Mrs Nick will go bonkers.

Poor you... 

[Nick]

Fortunately I am going away this afternoon and not back till Saturday!!

[Snoopy]

Had a similar problem when the house next to us was being built.They ever tried pacing some scaffold on my land as the gap between the proposed new property and the boundary was not wide enough they claimed.

I told them remove all scaffolding from my premises, including any that "over-hung". They didn't like it so I called out the Local Authority Buildings Inspector to enforce my right to "Quiet Enjoyment and full access to my property".

I also faxed their parent company HQ and told them I would charge ?500 per day or part day for the use of my land.

The Scaffold was removed within one hour..

[Bar Wench]

Fortunately I am going away this afternoon and not back till Saturday!!

Are you not going to be here either? 

[Nick]

Charge them rent. Good plan!!

[Nick]

Fortunately I am going away this afternoon and not back till Saturday!!

Are you not going to be here either? 

No. Found a nice hotel on LAte Rooms. And my meeting tomorrow goes on so long that getting back on a Friday evening would be impossible, obviously.

[Bar Wench]

Fortunately I am going away this afternoon and not back till Saturday!!

Are you not going to be here either? 

No. Found a nice hotel on LAte Rooms. And my meeting tomorrow goes on so long that getting back on a Friday evening would be impossible, obviously.

 

Where is this? Who are you meeting up with this time?

Late rooms is excellent! We always use them at my work too.

[Nick]

I am going to see a lot of blind people and labradors and a bearded transvestite.

[Snoopy]

 

[Barman]

Fortunately I am going away this afternoon and not back till Saturday!!

Are you not going to be here either? 

No. Found a nice hotel on LAte Rooms. And my meeting tomorrow goes on so long that getting back on a Friday evening would be impossible, obviously.

 

Where is this? Who are you meeting up with this time?

Late rooms is excellent! We always use them at my work too.

It'll be that new bird he keeps going on about...

Rather foolish to leave his house at the mercy of the scaffolding oiks IMHO.  

[Nick]

Oh, Miss Netball Kit 2007, you mean. If only. I have a "meeting" with her later

The bearded transvestite is also blind, hence the confusion. I suspect no one has thought to tell him/her

[Bar Wench]

Oh, Miss Netball Kit 2007, you mean. If only. I have a "meeting" with her later

The bearded transvestite is also blind, hence the confusion. I suspect no one has thought to tell him/her

What on earth have I missed?

[Nick]

I did mention this a while back. Transvestites are usually unconvincing, being a blind one gives one additional disadvantages in the region of make up, clothing choice and, er, having a beard.

[Barman]

Oh, Miss Netball Kit 2007, you mean. If only. I have a "meeting" with her later

The bearded transvestite is also blind, hence the confusion. I suspect no one has thought to tell him/her

What on earth have I missed?

Do keep up Wenchy... or did we post that in the secret boys area?