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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #300 on: March 30, 2020, 12:50:29 PM »
PLEASE listen and PLEASE share. (Greek translation included)

1. Until there has been zero new cases in a single day, this lockdown will remain.

2. The lockdown will continue for at least 14 days only AFTER zero cases are reported, more likely 28 days.

3. If even ONE new case is reported then that 14-28 day lockdown timeline will reset once again.

1. Until there are zero new cases in just one day, this isolation will remain.

2. Isolation will continue for at least 14 days only after zero incident report, more likely 28 days.

3. If even a new case is mentioned, then the closing time of 14-28 days will be extended again.


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Ezakly what I said to LL yesterday...  ::)

What a farce eh, they need to get to large scale testing to see who has had the bloody thing and therefore doesn't need to remain at home...  cussing:
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #301 on: March 30, 2020, 01:02:04 PM »
LIVE NEWS UPDATE
New rules From 6am tomorrow:

- you can now only leave your house once a day by sending the message for movement approval by text service
- No more than 3 per car
- you can not leave your house between 9.00pm until 6.00am
-fine now €300


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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #302 on: March 30, 2020, 01:04:15 PM »
LIVE NEWS UPDATE
New rules From 6am tomorrow:

- you can now only leave your house once a day by sending the message for movement approval by text service
- No more than 3 per car
- you can not leave your house between 9.00pm until 6.00am
-fine now €300


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Just read that... fuck me...  noooo:
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #303 on: March 30, 2020, 01:23:20 PM »
My boredom levels have gone off the scale  noooo:
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« Reply #304 on: March 30, 2020, 01:34:30 PM »
My boredom levels have gone off the scale  noooo:

Sorry, you don't have to read the thread... ::)
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #305 on: March 30, 2020, 01:36:14 PM »
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #306 on: March 30, 2020, 01:39:39 PM »
Just calculating my SmugClubTM refund....  eveilgrin:
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #307 on: March 30, 2020, 01:45:20 PM »
Dog walks or exercise less than 1km from your house. You have only 1 hour out! Shoppings only to close to your area.

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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #308 on: March 30, 2020, 02:17:52 PM »
Nod reports that his mum's house (she is in hospital) has been burgled  noooo: noooo:
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #309 on: March 30, 2020, 02:20:01 PM »
Nod reports that his mum's house (she is in hospital) has been burgled  noooo: noooo:

What utter bastards!  evil:
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #310 on: March 30, 2020, 02:26:18 PM »
Nod reports that his mum's house (she is in hospital) has been burgled  noooo: noooo:

What utter bastards!  evil:

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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #311 on: March 30, 2020, 02:51:31 PM »
The dog walkers (not prison talk )..are going crazy ....... noooo:

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« Reply #312 on: March 30, 2020, 02:55:33 PM »
The dog walkers (not prison talk )..are going crazy ....... noooo:

i know!  ::)
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #313 on: March 30, 2020, 03:03:16 PM »
Giant hamster wheels  :thumbsup:  There could be munny in this  rubschin:
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #314 on: March 30, 2020, 03:04:05 PM »
Giant hamster wheels  :thumbsup:  There could be munny in this  rubschin:

£D Printed you say...?  rubschin:
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