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Quote from: Nick on April 02, 2020, 09:52:08 AMRussia sending humanitarian aid to the USA Probably trying to get rid of the shite that Italy and Spain sent back because they said it was useless...
Russia sending humanitarian aid to the USA
Well we now have a Corona lockdown anthem...https://youtu.be/Tk0lNoxFaIM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2020, 02:30:47 PMWell we now have a Corona lockdown anthem...https://youtu.be/Tk0lNoxFaIM I could do that....
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2020, 02:07:49 PMQuote from: Nick on April 02, 2020, 09:52:08 AMRussia sending humanitarian aid to the USA Probably trying to get rid of the shite that Italy and Spain sent back because they said it was useless...
**NEWSFLASH**A WOMAN is desperately searching the house to find her husband’s acoustic guitar and destroy it before he remembers it exists. LL awoke in a cold sweat when it came to her in the night that the guitar was still in the house and in serious danger of being played within the next 48 hours.She said: “The stakes could not be higher. This trip up the attic is basically an Indiana Jones film.“I’ve already been through the garage and under the stairs, ransacking like a lunatic, knowing that if I don’t find it before Baldymort does we could be subjected to an inhuman ordeal lasting days.“If I come down empty-handed there’s every chance the next time I enter the living room I’ll find Baldymort playing Master of the House with a self-satisfied look. He only knows three chords, but that leaves us vulnerable to butchered versions of every song from the musicals.“The only choice is to find the guitar and obliterate it quickly and violently. Oh God, what if he livestreams?”Baldymort said: “You know what? Maybe I’ll dust off the old acoustic and entertain the old-fashioned way tonight. Once LL’s stopped breaking whatever she’s breaking upstairs.”
Quote**NEWSFLASH**A WOMAN is desperately searching the house to find her husband’s acoustic guitar and destroy it before he remembers it exists. LL awoke in a cold sweat when it came to her in the night that the guitar was still in the house and in serious danger of being played within the next 48 hours.She said: “The stakes could not be higher. This trip up the attic is basically an Indiana Jones film.“I’ve already been through the garage and under the stairs, ransacking like a lunatic, knowing that if I don’t find it before Baldymort does we could be subjected to an inhuman ordeal lasting days.“If I come down empty-handed there’s every chance the next time I enter the living room I’ll find Baldymort playing Master of the House with a self-satisfied look. He only knows three chords, but that leaves us vulnerable to butchered versions of every song from the musicals.“The only choice is to find the guitar and obliterate it quickly and violently. Oh God, what if he livestreams?”Baldymort said: “You know what? Maybe I’ll dust off the old acoustic and entertain the old-fashioned way tonight. Once LL’s stopped breaking whatever she’s breaking upstairs.”Today's newsflash has been adapted for you from the Daily Mash... https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/lifestyle/wife-in-race-against-time-to-locate-and-destroy-guitar-20200402195115?utm_source=The+Daily+Mash+Headlines&utm_campaign=eb1199a545-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2020_04_02_11_13&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_6c9c2fcf0b-eb1199a545-244206829
