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Quote from: Nick on April 23, 2020, 02:54:54 PMGot my first banking scam text Given how your luck seems to run it's probably legit...
Got my first banking scam text
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2020, 04:17:34 PMQuote from: Nick on April 23, 2020, 02:54:54 PMGot my first banking scam text Given how your luck seems to run it's probably legit... Nah, I called the number. Is HSBC based in Bulgaria now? Also, I don't bank with HSBC
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on April 23, 2020, 03:46:12 PMQuote from: Steve on April 23, 2020, 02:51:43 PMQuote from: The Moan Ranger on April 23, 2020, 02:41:52 PMQuote from: Steve on April 23, 2020, 02:29:02 PMQuote from: The Moan Ranger on April 23, 2020, 02:23:59 PMTold ya...https://www.spiked-online.com/2020/04/23/smoke-fags-save-lives/ Capstan Full Strength here we go thenYou need to have built up a good few decades of phlegm for it to be effective, you newbies are fucked A business opportunity for you - sell phlegm futures Remember your first car? Mine was an Austin 1300. Nick's was a model T-Ford. Anyhoo... you rushed down to Halfords and bought a sponge to clean it with. That was a young lung. You washed the bodywork but got very wary near the wheels were the caked on brake-dust and road oil would contaminate it. So you bought another and used the older one to clean the grubby bits below. Your new sponge remained pristine. The older one by now was a bit black in places with accumulated shite but was still good enough for your dirty bits. Your new sponge still looks great, but it's been accumulating dust, tiny bits of grit and all sorts of abrasives on it, so every time you wash the car, little scratches go in and the paintwork is eventually ruined. Any type of nastiness now gets in. Your pristine lung is now a problem.Your old sponge, however, sits, unloved in the bottom on an old bucket somewhere and still only gets used for the bad bits. You know it is dirty, so you rinse it and squeeze it more - like coughing with phlegm - and the film on it makes it easier for the nasty stuff to fall off or not attach properly in the first place. Smoking is an irritant that causes phlegm. For some people it goes rogue and causes cancer, but nowhere near as many as it is blamed for. The ancient Amazonians smoked tobacco for centuries - it was thought to prevent fungal infections in the jungle - and not one of the exhumed bodies ever showed any lung cancers. But there again, they never had to inhale burnt petrol/diesel/Jet A-1 etc. I believe that if you are going to get a cancer, you'll get it through your genetics. I also believe that certain substances may trigger more than others and tobacco isn't one of them. Margarine I'm not so sure about.Good analogy So my first car (Cortina) went all rusty because someone coughed phlegm all over it?
Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2020, 02:51:43 PMQuote from: The Moan Ranger on April 23, 2020, 02:41:52 PMQuote from: Steve on April 23, 2020, 02:29:02 PMQuote from: The Moan Ranger on April 23, 2020, 02:23:59 PMTold ya...https://www.spiked-online.com/2020/04/23/smoke-fags-save-lives/ Capstan Full Strength here we go thenYou need to have built up a good few decades of phlegm for it to be effective, you newbies are fucked A business opportunity for you - sell phlegm futures Remember your first car? Mine was an Austin 1300. Nick's was a model T-Ford. Anyhoo... you rushed down to Halfords and bought a sponge to clean it with. That was a young lung. You washed the bodywork but got very wary near the wheels were the caked on brake-dust and road oil would contaminate it. So you bought another and used the older one to clean the grubby bits below. Your new sponge remained pristine. The older one by now was a bit black in places with accumulated shite but was still good enough for your dirty bits. Your new sponge still looks great, but it's been accumulating dust, tiny bits of grit and all sorts of abrasives on it, so every time you wash the car, little scratches go in and the paintwork is eventually ruined. Any type of nastiness now gets in. Your pristine lung is now a problem.Your old sponge, however, sits, unloved in the bottom on an old bucket somewhere and still only gets used for the bad bits. You know it is dirty, so you rinse it and squeeze it more - like coughing with phlegm - and the film on it makes it easier for the nasty stuff to fall off or not attach properly in the first place. Smoking is an irritant that causes phlegm. For some people it goes rogue and causes cancer, but nowhere near as many as it is blamed for. The ancient Amazonians smoked tobacco for centuries - it was thought to prevent fungal infections in the jungle - and not one of the exhumed bodies ever showed any lung cancers. But there again, they never had to inhale burnt petrol/diesel/Jet A-1 etc. I believe that if you are going to get a cancer, you'll get it through your genetics. I also believe that certain substances may trigger more than others and tobacco isn't one of them. Margarine I'm not so sure about.
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on April 23, 2020, 02:41:52 PMQuote from: Steve on April 23, 2020, 02:29:02 PMQuote from: The Moan Ranger on April 23, 2020, 02:23:59 PMTold ya...https://www.spiked-online.com/2020/04/23/smoke-fags-save-lives/ Capstan Full Strength here we go thenYou need to have built up a good few decades of phlegm for it to be effective, you newbies are fucked A business opportunity for you - sell phlegm futures
Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2020, 02:29:02 PMQuote from: The Moan Ranger on April 23, 2020, 02:23:59 PMTold ya...https://www.spiked-online.com/2020/04/23/smoke-fags-save-lives/ Capstan Full Strength here we go thenYou need to have built up a good few decades of phlegm for it to be effective, you newbies are fucked
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on April 23, 2020, 02:23:59 PMTold ya...https://www.spiked-online.com/2020/04/23/smoke-fags-save-lives/ Capstan Full Strength here we go then
Told ya...https://www.spiked-online.com/2020/04/23/smoke-fags-save-lives/
I can't think why they never called you back after you offered to volunteer https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8250325/Roddy-Alves-reveals-NHS-never-called-volunteered.html
One of the largest chain of hotels has announced it is not opening any of it's hotels here this year ....
Quote from: apc2010 on April 23, 2020, 10:20:02 PMOne of the largest chain of hotels has announced it is not opening any of it's hotels here this year .... Big extreme to make that announcement this early in the year
Just been sent an email asking if I want a pub tenancy...
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2020, 03:13:10 PMJust been sent an email asking if I want a pub tenancy... Where ......
