Miss A and Swillmore are still stuck in the UK awaiting a repatriation fight. They are on the list for the first two weeks in May.
They've been off the booze for 35 days!
Once back in Cyprus they face a mandatory 14 days quarantine in a hotel chosen by the gubberment. After that they get couriered home.
They have shipped back as much of their luggage as they can do without as apparently they will not be allowed to use lifts at the airports or at the hotels.
Miss A's mum is knocking on Death's Door and she may not make it back in time...