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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #570 on: April 25, 2020, 02:46:10 PM »
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8255701/NY-poison-control-center-records-spike-numbers-people-calling-bleach-disinfectant.html
Oh no Nick it can't be true.  We're assured Trump was so obviously being sarcastic when he said "So it would be interesting to check that".that none of his in no way dim as dim can be supporters would have taken him seriously  ;)
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #571 on: April 27, 2020, 01:33:20 PM »
Had another email offering a pub tenancy today so out of curiosity I had a look on the brewery page to see how many were available down here.....




15 pubs including 1 I'm amazed is on the list eeek:
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« Reply #572 on: April 27, 2020, 01:58:51 PM »
Had another email offering a pub tenancy today so out of curiosity I had a look on the brewery page to see how many were available down here.....




15 pubs including 1 I'm amazed is on the list eeek:

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« Reply #573 on: April 27, 2020, 02:00:24 PM »
DO they seriously expect any takers at the moment. The pub trade may well be going through a Darwin moment. People running survivors could do very well for themselves  rubschin:
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« Reply #574 on: April 27, 2020, 02:58:13 PM »
The Sun ...has said Cyprus won;t accept UK tourists this year ... noooo:

Not gonna open my e-mails for a week........ scared2:

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« Reply #575 on: April 27, 2020, 02:59:12 PM »
The Sun ...has said Cyprus won;t accept UK tourists this year ... noooo:

Not gonna open my e-mails for a week........ scared2:

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« Reply #576 on: April 27, 2020, 03:01:02 PM »
The Sun ...has said Cyprus won;t accept UK tourists this year ... noooo:

Not gonna open my e-mails for a week........ scared2:

 lol: lol: lol:

Due to the high-brow nature of my exclusive clientile ...I am sure they do not read the Sun .. whistle:

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« Reply #577 on: April 27, 2020, 03:03:32 PM »
The Sun ...has said Cyprus won;t accept UK tourists this year ... noooo:

Not gonna open my e-mails for a week........ scared2:

 lol: lol: lol:

Due to the high-brow nature of my exclusive clientile ...I am sure they do not read the Sun .. whistle:

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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #578 on: April 27, 2020, 04:11:32 PM »
The Sun ...has said Cyprus won;t accept UK tourists this year ... noooo:

Not gonna open my e-mails for a week........ scared2:

 lol: lol: lol:

Due to the high-brow nature of my exclusive clientile ...I am sure they do not read the Sun .. whistle:

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No, Apey is right. They don't read the Sun, just grunt and look at the pictures  whistle:
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #579 on: April 27, 2020, 04:25:19 PM »
The Sun ...has said Cyprus won;t accept UK tourists this year ... noooo:

Not gonna open my e-mails for a week........ scared2:

 lol: lol: lol:

Due to the high-brow nature of my exclusive clientile ...I am sure they do not read the Sun .. whistle:

happy002

No, Apey is right. They don't read the Sun, just grunt and look at the pictures  whistle:

Here's a F&&KING idea .....if you are a wedding planner post on the Cyprus B2B chat rooms the article just in case some of them didn't see it ..that will really help with future bookings .. noooo:

You cannot make it up ... noooo: noooo:

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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #580 on: April 27, 2020, 04:37:37 PM »
The Sun ...has said Cyprus won;t accept UK tourists this year ... noooo:

Not gonna open my e-mails for a week........ scared2:

 lol: lol: lol:

Due to the high-brow nature of my exclusive clientile ...I am sure they do not read the Sun .. whistle:

happy002

No, Apey is right. They don't read the Sun, just grunt and look at the pictures  whistle:

Here's a F&&KING idea .....if you are a wedding planner post on the Cyprus B2B chat rooms the article just in case some of them didn't see it ..that will really help with future bookings .. noooo:

You cannot make it up ... noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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« Reply #581 on: April 27, 2020, 04:41:44 PM »
It's also a woeful exaggeration by the Sun over the original source that they suppose they quote

https://www.financialmirror.com/2020/04/23/covid19-cyprus-hopes-for-tourism-revival-in-july/

that just says 'later'
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #582 on: April 27, 2020, 05:32:00 PM »
SUggest they start a Cyprus funeral business with dancing and stuff  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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« Reply #583 on: April 28, 2020, 10:41:44 AM »
Miss A and Swillmore are still stuck in the UK awaiting a repatriation fight. They are on the list for the first two weeks in May.

They've been off the booze for 35 days!  eeek:

Once back in Cyprus they face a mandatory 14 days quarantine in a hotel chosen by the gubberment. After that they get couriered home.

They have shipped back as much of their luggage as they can do without as apparently they will not be allowed to use lifts at the airports or at the hotels.

Miss A's mum is knocking on Death's Door and she may not make it back in time...  cry:
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« Reply #584 on: April 28, 2020, 11:05:33 AM »
Miss A and Swillmore are still stuck in the UK awaiting a repatriation fight. They are on the list for the first two weeks in May.

They've been off the booze for 35 days!  eeek:

Once back in Cyprus they face a mandatory 14 days quarantine in a hotel chosen by the gubberment. After that they get couriered home.

They have shipped back as much of their luggage as they can do without as apparently they will not be allowed to use lifts at the airports or at the hotels.

Miss A's mum is knocking on Death's Door and she may not make it back in time...  cry:
noooo:
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