Corona Bingo...

[Barman]

So basically misselling (those are dust masks not medical grade ones) and then creating 'art' that a 5 year old would have been embarrassed to create. 

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/29/woman-stockpiled-2500-ppe-refuses-give-nhs-wants-face-masks-art-exhibit-12625359/

I predict dog shit and the like in her future... 

[Steve]

Black, Asian and Minority ethnic NHS staff could be taken off the front-line over concerns they are more vulnerable to coronavirus.

New guidance sent from NHS England to hospitals nationwide asks that BAME staff are 'risk-assessed' on a 'precautionary basis'.

Figures have shown 63 per cent of all health and social care workers who have died from coronavirus are from ethnic minority backgrounds, despite only making up 16 per cent of the workforce.

BAME patients also made up 16 per cent of all virus hospital deaths in England up to April 21.

Racist ....

Nope, just look at those figures.  4 times more likely to die isn't something you can ignore just because they're not white

[Steve]

So basically misselling (those are dust masks not medical grade ones) and then creating 'art' that a 5 year old would have been embarrassed to create. 

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/29/woman-stockpiled-2500-ppe-refuses-give-nhs-wants-face-masks-art-exhibit-12625359/

I predict dog shit and the like in her future... 

and no Christmas cards

what an arse

 

[Steve]

Some light at the end of the tunnel... Bloody long tunnel tho...

The release of the measures will be done in 3 stages
1st Stage (4-21/5):
✅ You will be able to send more than 1 text messages for movement (3x sms)
✅ Outdoor small construction sites will be able to get back to work
✅ Shops and small businesses will open like clothing and shoe shops.
✅ Parks will open
✅ Beaches will open WITHOUT sunbeds/umbrellas

2nd Stage (21-31/5): At this stage, the following will re-open:
✅ Hairdressers/barber shops
✅ Beauty Saloons
✅ Gym
✅ Visitors are allowed without any reason (at this stage the fine of €300 is also canceled if you get caught as a visitor)
✅ Coffee shops and Cafés (only OUTDOOR with social distance
✅ Malls (without "dine-in”)
✅ “Curfew” will be canceled from 9pm until 6pm.

3rd Stage (1/6): At this point, we have the re-start of the following:
✅ Football matches but without an audience.
✅ Opening of Organized public beaches
✅ Re-opening of Schools (for exams and finalize of the year especially for the graduates).
✅ Church attendance
✅ Cafés (inside and outside)
✅ Restaurants
✅ Malls (with "dine-in”)

At least your lot have a plan, ours are still trying to deny they effed up despite having the 2nd highest death rate in the world right now
 
But seems they've missed a few items.  When are bloody great cracks going to be opening up again in homes and roads?

[Barman]

Some light at the end of the tunnel... Bloody long tunnel tho...

The release of the measures will be done in 3 stages
1st Stage (4-21/5):
✅ You will be able to send more than 1 text messages for movement (3x sms)
✅ Outdoor small construction sites will be able to get back to work
✅ Shops and small businesses will open like clothing and shoe shops.
✅ Parks will open
✅ Beaches will open WITHOUT sunbeds/umbrellas

2nd Stage (21-31/5): At this stage, the following will re-open:
✅ Hairdressers/barber shops
✅ Beauty Saloons
✅ Gym
✅ Visitors are allowed without any reason (at this stage the fine of €300 is also canceled if you get caught as a visitor)
✅ Coffee shops and Cafés (only OUTDOOR with social distance
✅ Malls (without "dine-in”)
✅ “Curfew” will be canceled from 9pm until 6pm.

3rd Stage (1/6): At this point, we have the re-start of the following:
✅ Football matches but without an audience.
✅ Opening of Organized public beaches
✅ Re-opening of Schools (for exams and finalize of the year especially for the graduates).
✅ Church attendance
✅ Cafés (inside and outside)
✅ Restaurants
✅ Malls (with "dine-in”)

At least your lot have a plan, ours are still trying to deny they effed up despite having the 2nd highest death rate in the world right now
 
But seems they've missed a few items.  When are bloody great cracks going to be opening up again in homes and roads?

Already got that... Nearly broke my neck the other day trying to climb down the road...

[Steve]

Some light at the end of the tunnel... Bloody long tunnel tho...

The release of the measures will be done in 3 stages
1st Stage (4-21/5):
✅ You will be able to send more than 1 text messages for movement (3x sms)
✅ Outdoor small construction sites will be able to get back to work
✅ Shops and small businesses will open like clothing and shoe shops.
✅ Parks will open
✅ Beaches will open WITHOUT sunbeds/umbrellas

2nd Stage (21-31/5): At this stage, the following will re-open:
✅ Hairdressers/barber shops
✅ Beauty Saloons
✅ Gym
✅ Visitors are allowed without any reason (at this stage the fine of €300 is also canceled if you get caught as a visitor)
✅ Coffee shops and Cafés (only OUTDOOR with social distance
✅ Malls (without "dine-in”)
✅ “Curfew” will be canceled from 9pm until 6pm.

3rd Stage (1/6): At this point, we have the re-start of the following:
✅ Football matches but without an audience.
✅ Opening of Organized public beaches
✅ Re-opening of Schools (for exams and finalize of the year especially for the graduates).
✅ Church attendance
✅ Cafés (inside and outside)
✅ Restaurants
✅ Malls (with "dine-in”)

At least your lot have a plan, ours are still trying to deny they effed up despite having the 2nd highest death rate in the world right now
 
But seems they've missed a few items.  When are bloody great cracks going to be opening up again in homes and roads?

Already got that... Nearly broke my neck the other day trying to climb down the road...

Some light at the end of the tunnel... Bloody long tunnel tho...

The release of the measures will be done in 3 stages
1st Stage (4-21/5):
✅ You will be able to send more than 1 text messages for movement (3x sms)
✅ Outdoor small construction sites will be able to get back to work
✅ Shops and small businesses will open like clothing and shoe shops.
✅ Parks will open
✅ Beaches will open WITHOUT sunbeds/umbrellas

2nd Stage (21-31/5): At this stage, the following will re-open:
✅ Hairdressers/barber shops
✅ Beauty Saloons
✅ Gym
✅ Visitors are allowed without any reason (at this stage the fine of €300 is also canceled if you get caught as a visitor)
✅ Coffee shops and Cafés (only OUTDOOR with social distance
✅ Malls (without "dine-in”)
✅ “Curfew” will be canceled from 9pm until 6pm.

3rd Stage (1/6): At this point, we have the re-start of the following:
✅ Football matches but without an audience.
✅ Opening of Organized public beaches
✅ Re-opening of Schools (for exams and finalize of the year especially for the graduates).
✅ Church attendance
✅ Cafés (inside and outside)
✅ Restaurants
✅ Malls (with "dine-in”)

At least your lot have a plan, ours are still trying to deny they effed up despite having the 2nd highest death rate in the world right now
 
But seems they've missed a few items.  When are bloody great cracks going to be opening up again in homes and roads?

Already got that... Nearly broke my neck the other day trying to climb down the road...

[apc2010]

Our binmen now come every other day .......

[Steve]

Our binmen now come every other day .......

so many jokes

[Barman]

Miss A and Swillmore got a repatriation flight back to the UK yesterday.

They are now in quarantine in a hotel in Ayia Napa for 14 days.

Apparently they cancel the room key card once you are in so you are not able to go out...

[Nick]

Has Miss A got weapons? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Miss A and Swillmore got a repatriation flight back to the UK yesterday.

They are now in quarantine in a hotel in Ayia Napa for 14 days.

Apparently they cancel the room key card once you are in so you are not able to go out...

Hope they have a balcony so they can go.out and clap ?

Jeez though that's harsh !!!

[Barman]

Miss A and Swillmore got a repatriation flight back to the UK yesterday.

They are now in quarantine in a hotel in Ayia Napa for 14 days.

Apparently they cancel the room key card once you are in so you are not able to go out...

Hope they have a balcony so they can go.out and clap ?

Jeez though that's harsh !!!

We don't do clap in Smugland... 

[Steve]

Miss A and Swillmore got a repatriation flight back to the UK yesterday.

They are now in quarantine in a hotel in Ayia Napa for 14 days.

Apparently they cancel the room key card once you are in so you are not able to go out...

Hope they have a balcony so they can go.out and clap ?

Jeez though that's harsh !!!

We don't do clap in Smugland... 

Just the pox then

[Steve]

Miss A and Swillmore got a repatriation flight back to the UK yesterday.

They are now in quarantine in a hotel in Ayia Napa for 14 days.

Apparently they cancel the room key card once you are in so you are not able to go out...

Got to say that's a clever system and you've got a much lower deaths/capita than we have (less than a thirtieth) so surely that says you've been getting more things right than our bong bonkers mob did

[Barman]

Miss A and Swillmore got a repatriation flight back to the UK yesterday.

They are now in quarantine in a hotel in Ayia Napa for 14 days.

Apparently they cancel the room key card once you are in so you are not able to go out...

Got to say that's a clever system and you've got a much lower deaths/capita than we have (less than a thirtieth) so surely that says you've been getting more things right than our bong bonkers mob did

Just got off the phone to her. Yes, it was all carried out with military precision apparently and there are army guards outside to make sure they don't escape.