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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #615 on: May 03, 2020, 01:43:28 PM »
I can think of a few people I would like to see locked up with armed guards  eveilgrin:
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« Reply #616 on: May 03, 2020, 01:45:48 PM »
I can think of a few people I would like to see locked up with armed guards  eveilgrin:

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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #617 on: May 03, 2020, 04:05:35 PM »
Miss A and Swillmore got a repatriation flight back to the UK yesterday.

They are now in quarantine in a hotel in Ayia Napa for 14 days.

Apparently they cancel the room key card once you are in so you are not able to go out...
Got to say that's a clever system and you've got a much lower deaths/capita than we have (less than a thirtieth) so surely that says you've been getting more things right than our bong bonkers mob did

Just got off the phone to her. Yes, it was all carried out with military precision apparently and there are army guards outside to make sure they don't escape.  eeek:

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I guess threatening to pelt them with eggs was never going to be a big deterrent.

You going to get quadcopter to ferry emergency supplies to them?
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« Reply #618 on: May 03, 2020, 04:17:41 PM »
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #619 on: May 03, 2020, 04:22:06 PM »
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #620 on: May 03, 2020, 06:03:13 PM »
2 people I know got houses broken into last night ........ noooo:

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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #621 on: May 03, 2020, 09:25:10 PM »
2 people I know got houses broken into last night ........ noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Still Miss A and Swilmore have an excellent alibi
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #622 on: May 04, 2020, 04:29:42 AM »
2 people I know got houses broken into last night ........ noooo:

Plod too busy looking for people transgressing the lockdown roolz...  noooo:
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #627 on: May 07, 2020, 07:34:43 AM »
I forgot to mention.

Miss A and Swillmore got the results of the tests that were taken when they got off the plane last Friday - both negative.

Although at least one person on the plane did have it...

Excellent news as they would have been shunted off to a 'care facility' even though they have no symptoms.
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« Reply #628 on: May 07, 2020, 11:00:09 AM »
I forgot to mention.

Miss A and Swillmore got the results of the tests that were taken when they got off the plane last Friday - both negative.

Although at least one person on the plane did have it...

Excellent news as they would have been shunted off to a 'care facility' even though they have no symptoms.
Who pays for the hotel room?
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #629 on: May 07, 2020, 11:57:59 AM »
I forgot to mention.

Miss A and Swillmore got the results of the tests that were taken when they got off the plane last Friday - both negative.

Although at least one person on the plane did have it...

Excellent news as they would have been shunted off to a 'care facility' even though they have no symptoms.
Who pays for the hotel room?

Government tax payers - all meals included too but no booze allowed...
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