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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #630 on: May 07, 2020, 01:55:30 PM »
I forgot to mention.

Miss A and Swillmore got the results of the tests that were taken when they got off the plane last Friday - both negative.

Although at least one person on the plane did have it...

Excellent news as they would have been shunted off to a 'care facility' even though they have no symptoms.
Who pays for the hotel room?

Government tax payers - all meals included too but no booze allowed...
:thumbsup: on the first two parts but  noooo:
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #631 on: May 07, 2020, 02:02:15 PM »
I forgot to mention.

Miss A and Swillmore got the results of the tests that were taken when they got off the plane last Friday - both negative.

Although at least one person on the plane did have it...

Excellent news as they would have been shunted off to a 'care facility' even though they have no symptoms.
Who pays for the hotel room?

Government tax payers - all meals included too but no booze allowed...
:thumbsup: on the first two parts but  noooo:

The bizarre thing is that some of the quarantine hotels allow it and even relatives to deliver supplies... Luck of the draw. Shrugs:
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #632 on: May 07, 2020, 02:59:55 PM »
I forgot to mention.

Miss A and Swillmore got the results of the tests that were taken when they got off the plane last Friday - both negative.

Although at least one person on the plane did have it...

Excellent news as they would have been shunted off to a 'care facility' even though they have no symptoms.
Who pays for the hotel room?

Government tax payers - all meals included too but no booze allowed...
:thumbsup: on the first two parts but  noooo:

The bizarre thing is that some of the quarantine hotels allow it and even relatives to deliver supplies... Luck of the draw. Shrugs:
How long before they get parole?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #633 on: May 07, 2020, 03:02:33 PM »
So this Covid thing isn't all bad news

Notting Hill Carnival cancelled

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-52577957


Pick pocketing,knifing and oh so right on white politician gesturing futures take a downturn
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #634 on: May 07, 2020, 04:28:53 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #635 on: May 07, 2020, 04:51:19 PM »
So this Covid thing isn't all bad news

Notting Hill Carnival cancelled

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-52577957


Pick pocketing,knifing and oh so right on white politician gesturing futures take a downturn

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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #636 on: May 07, 2020, 04:54:52 PM »
So this Covid thing isn't all bad news

Notting Hill Carnival cancelled

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-52577957


Pick pocketing,knifing and oh so right on white politician gesturing futures take a downturn

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

The darkies will go  mental. Expect Lammy to off on one  noooo:

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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #637 on: May 07, 2020, 07:48:17 PM »
I'm really hoping that this doesn't turn out to be accurate but my faith in human nature is pretty low at the moment.  noooo:

https://www.theorganicprepper.com/schools-after-covid-prison-camps/
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #638 on: May 07, 2020, 08:17:39 PM »
So this Covid thing isn't all bad news

Notting Hill Carnival cancelled

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-52577957


Pick pocketing,knifing and oh so right on white politician gesturing futures take a downturn

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

The darkies will go  mental. Expect Lammy to off on one  noooo:

It doesn't matter when it is ...none of the jiggerboos work .... rubschin:

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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #639 on: May 07, 2020, 08:24:12 PM »
I'm really hoping that this doesn't turn out to be accurate but my faith in human nature is pretty low at the moment.  noooo:

https://www.theorganicprepper.com/schools-after-covid-prison-camps/
You say that like locking weenigans up in prison camps is a bad thing
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #640 on: May 07, 2020, 09:03:41 PM »
Just had my Google timeline update email so I had a look out of curiosity. If the gubbernment decides to use them to track people and go after people breaching lockdown then I'm buggered as I'm evidently sleepwalking a hell of a lot.  noooo:
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #641 on: May 07, 2020, 09:07:06 PM »
Just had my Google timeline update email so I had a look out of curiosity. If the gubbernment decides to use them to track people and go after people breaching lockdown then I'm buggered as I'm evidently sleepwalking a hell of a lot.  noooo:
I detest Guido but this by his tawdry site is pretty persuasively damming on the gubberment's efforts

https://order-order.com/2020/05/06/experts-respond-government-nhs-app-rebuttal/
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #642 on: May 07, 2020, 09:19:27 PM »
Just had my Google timeline update email so I had a look out of curiosity. If the gubbernment decides to use them to track people and go after people breaching lockdown then I'm buggered as I'm evidently sleepwalking a hell of a lot.  noooo:
I detest Guido but this by his tawdry site is pretty persuasively damming on the gubberment's efforts

https://order-order.com/2020/05/06/experts-respond-government-nhs-app-rebuttal/

Especially as they haven't realised the simple act of leaving your phone at home beats any mobile tracking app they can come up with.
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #643 on: May 07, 2020, 09:35:07 PM »
Just had my Google timeline update email so I had a look out of curiosity. If the gubbernment decides to use them to track people and go after people breaching lockdown then I'm buggered as I'm evidently sleepwalking a hell of a lot.  noooo:
I detest Guido but this by his tawdry site is pretty persuasively damming on the gubberment's efforts

https://order-order.com/2020/05/06/experts-respond-government-nhs-app-rebuttal/

Especially as they haven't realised the simple act of leaving your phone at home beats any mobile tracking app they can come up with.
Indeed (or attaching it to your dog)
 
But what gets me is that it won't even work if you're sensible enough to have a phone that self locks after 5 minutes
 
Here's the register shredding it https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/05/05/uk_coronavirus_app/
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #644 on: May 07, 2020, 09:42:48 PM »
Just had my Google timeline update email so I had a look out of curiosity. If the gubbernment decides to use them to track people and go after people breaching lockdown then I'm buggered as I'm evidently sleepwalking a hell of a lot.  noooo:
I detest Guido but this by his tawdry site is pretty persuasively damming on the gubberment's efforts

https://order-order.com/2020/05/06/experts-respond-government-nhs-app-rebuttal/

Especially as they haven't realised the simple act of leaving your phone at home beats any mobile tracking app they can come up with.
Indeed (or attaching it to your dog)
 
But what gets me is that it won't even work if you're sensible enough to have a phone that self locks after 5 minutes
 
Here's the register shredding it https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/05/05/uk_coronavirus_app/

It's just one of a series of knee jerk reactions being carried out across the world. I shudder to think what may be coming next.  noooo:
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