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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #855 on: June 16, 2020, 05:33:36 PM »
Do I look like I am bovvered? The last one on the BBC News had more chins than the Hong Kong phonebook!
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #856 on: June 16, 2020, 06:26:30 PM »
Do I look like I am bovvered? The last one on the BBC News had more chins than the Hong Kong phonebook!
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #857 on: June 17, 2020, 04:32:34 AM »
Has anyone else noticed that people being interviewed on the tellybox about their food poverty problems are really really fat?  rubschin:
Oh you're not allowed to say that.  They'll be ripping down all those statues of you

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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #858 on: June 17, 2020, 08:13:23 AM »
It's cos they can only afford the 'wrong' type of food so it's not their fault  whistle:
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #859 on: June 17, 2020, 12:23:58 PM »
It's cos they can only afford the 'wrong' type of food so it's not their fault  whistle:

Pies...?  rubschin:
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #860 on: June 19, 2020, 04:25:42 PM »
WIFE: did I get fat during lock down ?
HUSBAND: you weren’t really skinny to begin with
TIME OF DEATH: 11.00pm
CAUSE: Covid 19
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #861 on: June 20, 2020, 04:57:47 AM »
WIFE: did I get fat during lock down ?
HUSBAND: you weren’t really skinny to begin with
TIME OF DEATH: 11.00pm
CAUSE: Covid 19

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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #862 on: June 20, 2020, 07:33:48 AM »
WIFE: did I get fat during lock down ?
HUSBAND: you weren’t really skinny to begin with
TIME OF DEATH: 11.00pm
CAUSE: Covid 19

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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #863 on: June 20, 2020, 07:53:46 AM »
WIFE: did I get fat during lock down ?
HUSBAND: you weren’t really skinny to begin with
TIME OF DEATH: 11.00pm
CAUSE: Covid 19

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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #864 on: June 27, 2020, 09:16:04 AM »
I know it isn't good for business but...

...going shopping without entire families of ChavScum in every isle is wonderful....  cloud9:
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #865 on: June 27, 2020, 09:17:38 AM »
I know it isn't good for business but...

...going shopping without entire families of ChavScum in every isle is wonderful....  cloud9:

Archipelago shopping centre?  whistle:
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #866 on: June 27, 2020, 09:21:23 AM »
I know it isn't good for business but...

...going shopping without entire families of ChavScum in every isle is wonderful....  cloud9:
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #867 on: June 27, 2020, 10:31:40 AM »
I know it isn't good for business but...

...going shopping without entire families of ChavScum in every isle is wonderful....  cloud9:

Nick will be along soon  ;)
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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #868 on: June 27, 2020, 01:18:46 PM »
I know it isn't good for business but...

...going shopping without entire families of ChavScum in every isle is wonderful....  cloud9:

Nick will be along soon  ;)

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Re: Corona Bingo...
« Reply #869 on: June 27, 2020, 01:32:57 PM »
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