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My hose
« on: April 21, 2020, 05:24:01 PM »
The water source is in the shared cellar. It came loose. The cellar is flooded to 2 inches deep. I am in the shit  scared2: redface:
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Re: My hose
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2020, 05:25:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 21, 2020, 05:24:01 PM
The water source is in the shared cellar. It came loose. The cellar is flooded to 2 inches deep. I am in the shit  scared2: redface:

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Re: My hose
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2020, 05:27:04 PM »
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Re: My hose
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2020, 05:31:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 21, 2020, 05:24:01 PM
The water source is in the shared cellar. It came loose. The cellar is flooded to 2 inches deep. I am in the shit  scared2: redface:

How many days was it between you starting to bugger around with the hose and you flooding the cellar? Just for the pub sweepstake like...  whistle:
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Re: My hose
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2020, 05:35:40 PM »
I am sure it will drain away, like  redface:
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Re: My hose
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2020, 05:38:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 21, 2020, 05:35:40 PM
I am sure it will drain away, like  redface:

You could always drill some holes into the cellar floor to help..  whistle:
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Re: My hose
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2020, 05:45:52 PM »
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:  What can possibly go wrong?  angel1
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Re: My hose
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2020, 05:56:02 PM »
Nick's Nottingham Watersports ........ rubschin:
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Re: My hose
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2020, 06:17:30 PM »
I just went down to look. It is a bit bad  redface:
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Re: My hose
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2020, 07:47:18 PM »
Time to downgrade to a watering can  noooo:
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Re: My hose
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2020, 07:50:59 PM »
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Re: My hose
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2020, 08:12:17 PM »
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who'd have believed it?


Well apart from all of us

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Re: My hose
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2020, 08:15:04 PM »
Solution for Nick
 
Scour telephone boxes until you find a card from a tart saying she can suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe - and yes I have seen such an ad (in Las Vegas mind), phone her and get her to suck the water through your aforementioned hose
 
Might set you back a King's ransom though
 
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Re: My hose
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2020, 08:16:31 PM »
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Re: My hose
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2020, 08:48:10 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 21, 2020, 08:15:04 PM
Solution for Nick
 
Scour telephone boxes until you find a card from a tart saying she can suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe - and yes I have seen such an ad (in Las Vegas mind), phone her and get her to suck the water through your aforementioned hose
 
Might set you back a King's ransom though

Or shag her and take your mind off the problem ...... Thumbs:
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