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Offline Steve

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Re: My hose
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2020, 08:59:43 PM »
Solution for Nick
 
Scour telephone boxes until you find a card from a tart saying she can suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe - and yes I have seen such an ad (in Las Vegas mind), phone her and get her to suck the water through your aforementioned hose
 
Might set you back a King's ransom though

Or shag her and take your mind off the problem ...... Thumbs:
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Shag her in that cellar with its world record wet patch you say

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Re: My hose
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2020, 09:01:01 PM »
Solution for Nick
 
Scour telephone boxes until you find a card from a tart saying she can suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe - and yes I have seen such an ad (in Las Vegas mind), phone her and get her to suck the water through your aforementioned hose
 
Might set you back a King's ransom though

Or shag her and take your mind off the problem ...... Thumbs:
rubschin:

Shag her in that cellar with its world record wet patch you say

 noooo:

Just to check his hose ... rubschin:

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Re: My hose
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2020, 04:36:43 AM »
Tell them it's a simulated lock so that you can keep in practice during the lockdown.  whistle:
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Re: My hose
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2020, 04:38:02 AM »
Tell them it's a simulated lock so that you can keep in practice during the lockdown.  whistle:

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Re: My hose
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2020, 08:34:37 AM »
Tell them it's a simulated lock so that you can keep in practice during the lockdown.  whistle:

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Well, whatever, nevermind