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Quote from: Steve on April 21, 2020, 08:15:04 PMSolution for Nick Scour telephone boxes until you find a card from a tart saying she can suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe - and yes I have seen such an ad (in Las Vegas mind), phone her and get her to suck the water through your aforementioned hose Might set you back a King's ransom thoughOr shag her and take your mind off the problem ......
Solution for Nick Scour telephone boxes until you find a card from a tart saying she can suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe - and yes I have seen such an ad (in Las Vegas mind), phone her and get her to suck the water through your aforementioned hose Might set you back a King's ransom though
Quote from: apc2010 on April 21, 2020, 08:48:10 PMQuote from: Steve on April 21, 2020, 08:15:04 PMSolution for Nick Scour telephone boxes until you find a card from a tart saying she can suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe - and yes I have seen such an ad (in Las Vegas mind), phone her and get her to suck the water through your aforementioned hose Might set you back a King's ransom thoughOr shag her and take your mind off the problem ...... Shag her in that cellar with its world record wet patch you say
Tell them it's a simulated lock so that you can keep in practice during the lockdown.
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2020, 04:36:43 AMTell them it's a simulated lock so that you can keep in practice during the lockdown.
