My new hairstyle

[Nick]

My nice new neighbour    has offered to lend me a scrunchie if I get to the ponytail stage, but in the meantime I am considering getting some hair lacquer and giong for the Trump look 

However, I was reminded the other day that when I was a long haired student my hair naturally formed into ringlets. I have just checked in the mirror. If this goes on I am going to look like Bonnie Langford 

[Steve]

My nice new neighbour    has offered to lend me a scrunchie if I get to the ponytail stage, but in the meantime I am considering getting some hair lacquer and giong for the Trump look 

However, I was reminded the other day that when I was a long haired student my hair naturally formed into ringlets. I have just checked in the mirror. If this goes on I am going to look like Bonnie Langford 

best plan:  avoid looking in the mirror

very best plan: do not point out to any wimmin that their roots are showing

[Grumpmeister]

My nice new neighbour    has offered to lend me a scrunchie if I get to the ponytail stage, but in the meantime I am considering getting some hair lacquer and giong for the Trump look 

However, I was reminded the other day that when I was a long haired student my hair naturally formed into ringlets. I have just checked in the mirror. If this goes on I am going to look like Bonnie Langford 

Granted it's been years since I last saw her but I don't remember Bonnie Langford having a straggly beard and wrinkles 

[Just One More]

I gave my new trimmer its inaugural use yesterday. I thought I did a bloody good job of it. I did it proper like, asked myself had I been on my holidays yet. That was a mistake; bloody hell, did I go on. I asked myself had I been busy today, and was told, "yes I was busier earlier but you timed it right, it's been quiet the last hour". Anyway, the haircut done, I gave myself a tip for a job well done

I then went downstairs (  ) "Management" here thought different, "you are not going out like that, I don't care if there's nobody about"... and so Stage two began

[Nick]

I have been thinking of attacking my beard, but I am sort of curious about just how Chris Bonington I can go 

[Grumpmeister]

I have been thinking of attacking my beard, but I am sort of curious about just how Chris Bonington I can go 

 

[apc2010]

Long hair .......    

[Grumpmeister]

Long hair .......

You are right, Nick would really suit long hair 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

I gave my new trimmer its inaugural use yesterday. I thought I did a bloody good job of it. I did it proper like, asked myself had I been on my holidays yet. That was a mistake; bloody hell, did I go on. I asked myself had I been busy today, and was told, "yes I was busier earlier but you timed it right, it's been quiet the last hour". Anyway, the haircut done, I gave myself a tip for a job well done

I then went downstairs (  ) "Management" here thought different, "you are not going out like that, I don't care if there's nobody about"... and so Stage two began

[Barman]

I gave my new trimmer its inaugural use yesterday. I thought I did a bloody good job of it. I did it proper like, asked myself had I been on my holidays yet. That was a mistake; bloody hell, did I go on. I asked myself had I been busy today, and was told, "yes I was busier earlier but you timed it right, it's been quiet the last hour". Anyway, the haircut done, I gave myself a tip for a job well done

I then went downstairs (  ) "Management" here thought different, "you are not going out like that, I don't care if there's nobody about"... and so Stage two began

[Darwins Selection]

I gave my new trimmer its inaugural use yesterday. I thought I did a bloody good job of it. I did it proper like, asked myself had I been on my holidays yet. That was a mistake; bloody hell, did I go on. I asked myself had I been busy today, and was told, "yes I was busier earlier but you timed it right, it's been quiet the last hour". Anyway, the haircut done, I gave myself a tip for a job well done

I then went downstairs (  ) "Management" here thought different, "you are not going out like that, I don't care if there's nobody about"... and so Stage two began

[Nick]

Went into the garden (no hose) and trimmed my beard. Bye bye Captain Birdseye, hello Donald Trump 

The birds have already started gathering the trimmings for nest building. I feel like David Attenborough