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Re: Moving house inside the same house
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2007, 04:31:00 PM »
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I?m demolishing a chimney on Monday


er, why?
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Re: Moving house inside the same house
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2007, 04:32:09 PM »
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I?m demolishing a chimney on Monday


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New property, chimney has never been used ..... makes perfect sense  whistle:
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Re: Moving house inside the same house
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2007, 04:33:08 PM »
My mind was going in that direction too. Seems like asking for trouble to me!
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Re: Moving house inside the same house
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2007, 05:17:23 PM »
Shoe boxes are useful for all sorts of things. Like holding shoes, organising tat, as picnic boxes, school projects. The tape boxes could go but shoe boxes you will be in trouble for.

Landlady is coming here isn't she? She's allowing home improvements to occur in her abscence!  eeek:

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Re: Moving house inside the same house
« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2007, 05:21:19 PM »
Shoe boxes are useful for all sorts of things. Like holding shoes, organising tat, as picnic boxes, school projects. The tape boxes could go but shoe boxes you will be in trouble for.

Landlady is coming here isn't she? She's allowing home improvements to occur in her abscence!  eeek:


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Re: Moving house inside the same house
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2007, 05:47:09 PM »
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I?m demolishing a chimney on Monday


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So we can build another one...  whistle:

It doesn?t seem such a good idea when you write it down?  rubschin:

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Re: Moving house inside the same house
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2007, 05:48:12 PM »
Shoe boxes are useful for all sorts of things. Like holding shoes, organising tat, as picnic boxes, school projects. The tape boxes could go but shoe boxes you will be in trouble for.

Landlady is coming here isn't she? She's allowing home improvements to occur in her abscence!  eeek:
I don?t think she can bear to watch?  noooo:
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Re: Moving house inside the same house
« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2007, 05:58:14 PM »
And you plan to have this all done before she gets home?

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Re: Moving house inside the same house
« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2007, 05:58:51 PM »
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I?m demolishing a chimney on Monday


er, why?
So we can build another one...  whistle:

It doesn?t seem such a good idea when you write it down?  rubschin:




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Re: Moving house inside the same house
« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2007, 06:00:05 PM »
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I’m demolishing a chimney on Monday


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So we can build another one...  whistle:

It doesn’t seem such a good idea when you write it down…  rubschin:




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Re: Moving house inside the same house
« Reply #25 on: September 15, 2007, 06:14:53 PM »
And you plan to have this all done before she gets home?

My man said to me "In my twenty years in the building trade I have never known a single job to complete on time ~ that only happens on Changing Rooms"
Demolish a chimney, build a new one and install a gas fire in two weeks? what could possibly go wrong?  rubschin:
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Re: Moving house inside the same house
« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2007, 07:28:16 PM »
Shoe boxes are useful for all sorts of things. Like holding shoes, organising tat, as picnic boxes, school projects. The tape boxes could go but shoe boxes you will be in trouble for.

Landlady is coming here isn't she? She's allowing home improvements to occur in her abscence!  eeek:

Typical woman. We talk about chimneys and she is on about boxes! ::)
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Re: Moving house inside the same house
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2007, 07:58:53 PM »
I would be thinking about ways of causing Landlady to 'accidentally' overstay.



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Re: Moving house inside the same house
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2007, 08:04:34 PM »
I could show her around Libertys eyes:

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Re: Moving house inside the same house
« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2007, 08:15:10 PM »
Demolish a chimney, build a new one and install a gas fire in two weeks . .
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