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Nursery School Perils
« on: August 14, 2020, 02:26:59 PM »
Next door is a Nursery School. Bloody three year olds  evil:

They chuck stuff over the fence. Top tip: Never throw it back during school hours. It turns into a tennis match. I still have a small scar from being hit on the head by Thomas the Bastard Tank Engine  evil:

Today, they have been "gardening". A blizzard of watering cans, trowels and forks came over into the car park.

My new neighbour's  eyes:  parents are visiting and using her parking space. They drove over the forks. Two punctures (Merc).  noooo:

I suggested they have a word with the owner  whistle:
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Re: Nursery School Perils
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2020, 02:33:25 PM »
Not funny at all on the car.  And yes blame = claim

As for throwing stuff back, add a signed photo of Gary Glitter to each launch

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Nursery School Perils
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2020, 02:48:46 PM »
Next door is a Nursery School. Bloody three year olds  evil:

They chuck stuff over the fence. Top tip: Never throw it back during school hours. It turns into a tennis match. I still have a small scar from being hit on the head by Thomas the Bastard Tank Engine  evil:

Today, they have been "gardening". A blizzard of watering cans, trowels and forks came over into the car park.

My new neighbour's  eyes:  parents are visiting and using her parking space. They drove over the forks. Two punctures (Merc).  noooo:

I suggested they have a word with the owner  whistle:

AFFS!  ::)
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Re: Nursery School Perils
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2020, 02:51:19 PM »
It only happened an hour ago  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Nursery School Perils
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2020, 02:52:39 PM »
It only happened an hour ago  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

But you posted about the chucking over the wall thing before... ::)
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Re: Nursery School Perils
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2020, 03:05:45 PM »
But NOT about getting a Merc impaled on unwanted garden tools  evil:
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Re: Nursery School Perils
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2020, 10:12:11 PM »
Fork in the road ....... whistle:

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Re: Nursery School Perils
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2020, 07:43:07 AM »
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Re: Nursery School Perils
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2020, 10:22:52 PM »
Fork in the road ....... whistle:

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Re: Nursery School Perils
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2020, 05:57:59 PM »
After watching adverts ...shouldn't the kids being throwing you choccy bars .... rubschin:

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Re: Nursery School Perils
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2020, 06:00:24 PM »
After watching adverts ...shouldn't the kids being throwing you choccy bars .... rubschin:



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Re: Nursery School Perils
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2020, 10:53:58 AM »
After watching adverts ...shouldn't the kids being throwing you choccy bars .... rubschin:



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