More boating idiocy

[Nick]

You live on your boat, dress like a pirate and spend most of your time high as a kite.

You need to get your boat out of the water to repair some damage. That costs munny, so you go to Plan B.

YOu take your boat into an unattended lock, fill the lock up and then secure your boat firmly to the lock. You drain the lock to turn it into a temporary makeshift dry dock.    What can possibly go wrong?

Well, the weight of the suspended boat might cause the lock wall to collapse, filling your boat and the lock with rubble and cutting the Trent off from most of the canal and river network in the north of the country, possibly for months, and leaving people stranded all over the country.

[Steve]

You live on your boat, dress like a pirate and spend most of your time high as a kite.

You need to get your boat out of the water to repair some damage. That costs munny, so you go to Plan B.

YOu take your boat into an unattended lock, fill the lock up and then secure your boat firmly to the lock. You drain the lock to turn it into a temporary makeshift dry dock.    What can possibly go wrong?

Well, the weight of the suspended boat might cause the lock wall to collapse, filling your boat and the lock with rubble and cutting the Trent off from most of the canal and river network in the north of the country, possibly for months, and leaving people stranded all over the country.

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[Uncle Mort]

[Nick]

https://canalrivertrust.org.uk/notices/18083-meadow-lane-lock

2 weeks? No effing chance 

[Steve]

https://canalrivertrust.org.uk/notices/18083-meadow-lane-lock

2 weeks? No effing chance 

So is the guilty party insured?  Going to be lots of blame = claiming

[Nick]

I doubt it. Criminal charges are being pursued.The nutters who did this are a well known menace.

[apc2010]

You live on your boat, dress like a pirate and spend most of your time high as a kite.

You need to get your boat out of the water to repair some damage. That costs munny, so you go to Plan B.

YOu take your boat into an unattended lock, fill the lock up and then secure your boat firmly to the lock. You drain the lock to turn it into a temporary makeshift dry dock.    What can possibly go wrong?

Well, the weight of the suspended boat might cause the lock wall to collapse, filling your boat and the lock with rubble and cutting the Trent off from most of the canal and river network in the north of the country, possibly for months, and leaving people stranded all over the country.

Is it in pieces of eight ..

[Steve]

I doubt it. Criminal charges are being pursued.The nutters who did this are a well known menace.

is this the idiot with a boat improvised dry dock incident or another one?

[Nick]

That one! Boat is/was called STEALTH and is  a well known menace 

[Steve]

But you said that was a stupid man trying to repair his boat

This is all so confusing

[Nick]

STOP!! 

[Barman]

You live on your boat, dress like a pirate and spend most of your time high as a kite.

You need to get your boat out of the water to repair some damage. That costs munny, so you go to Plan B.

YOu take your boat into an unattended lock, fill the lock up and then secure your boat firmly to the lock. You drain the lock to turn it into a temporary makeshift dry dock.    What can possibly go wrong?

Well, the weight of the suspended boat might cause the lock wall to collapse, filling your boat and the lock with rubble and cutting the Trent off from most of the canal and river network in the north of the country, possibly for months, and leaving people stranded all over the country.

Is it in pieces of eight ..

 

[Steve]

You live on your boat, dress like a pirate and spend most of your time high as a kite.

You need to get your boat out of the water to repair some damage. That costs munny, so you go to Plan B.

YOu take your boat into an unattended lock, fill the lock up and then secure your boat firmly to the lock. You drain the lock to turn it into a temporary makeshift dry dock.    What can possibly go wrong?

Well, the weight of the suspended boat might cause the lock wall to collapse, filling your boat and the lock with rubble and cutting the Trent off from most of the canal and river network in the north of the country, possibly for months, and leaving people stranded all over the country.

Is it in pieces of eight ..

 

[Darwins Selection]

Not the thread I was expecting. 

[Barman]

Not the thread I was expecting.