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[apc2010]

Stories to follow .....1st gig...getting intermong here..house failures ..etc ...

 

You must have missed me.....

Oh and the w88ker next door......

[Barman]

Stories to follow .....1st gig...getting intermong here..house failures ..etc ...

 

You must have missed me.....

Oh and the w88ker next door......

I deleted all the 'where is Apey?' threads as I thought you'd be embarrassed by them when you came back... 

[apc2010]

Stories to follow .....1st gig...getting intermong here..house failures ..etc ...

 

You must have missed me.....

Oh and the w88ker next door......

I deleted all the 'where is Apey?' threads as I thought you'd be embarrassed by them when you came back... 

Top man.....    


 

[Grumpmeister]

Stories to follow .....1st gig...getting intermong here..house failures ..etc ...

 

You must have missed me.....

Oh and the w88ker next door......

I deleted all the 'where is Apey?' threads as I thought you'd be embarrassed by them when you came back... 

You mean all the ones where you were moaning about his unpaid tab... 

[apc2010]

Stories to follow .....1st gig...getting intermong here..house failures ..etc ...

 

You must have missed me.....

Oh and the w88ker next door......

I deleted all the 'where is Apey?' threads as I thought you'd be embarrassed by them when you came back... 

You mean all the ones where you were moaning about his unpaid tab... 

Give the old address you say....

[Grumpmeister]

By 1st gig were you talking about work or finally cracking the neighbour's wifi password? 

[The Moan Ranger]

Stories to follow .....1st gig...getting intermong here..house failures ..etc ...

 

You must have missed me.....

Oh and the w88ker next door......

Unless I've missed it somewhere, the w88ker next door...details?

[apc2010]

Stories to follow .....1st gig...getting intermong here..house failures ..etc ...

 

You must have missed me.....

Oh and the w88ker next door......

Unless I've missed it somewhere, the w88ker next door...details?

Right ...   are we sitting comfortably........

When we got house ..before moving in ..got a few bottles of vino for neighbours..

Meet the w88ker (as he shall now be known )...all nice ..OMG how lovely etc ...welvome ...explains he hardly uses the house (old ruins but quaint) as he lives in town ...comes to chill watch films .....NOW ...He is a shirt lifter I think ....so prob ..entertains his "friends" away from family ..no problem with that ..
He has 2 covered parking spaces 10m from me ...he rides 3 wheeled scooter ..(more poof points ).,.which he parks in his garden ...

So we started moving ..used one of his spaces ...he left a note saying ..we can't use it !!!   no reason ..

Anyhoo were moving big items into house so parked there for 5 mins ...he minced round .."sorry I am expecting visitors..you need to move car " ...

moved it ..no visitors ...

Not sure what his problem is ..asked he said last people here took piss ...but we hadn't even moved in ...

Anyhoo ..he has now got a friend (prob another nuffner  )...to park a car inbetween his 2 spaces..(pun intended)...so we cannot ...the car has not moved 2 days ..but nobody at house ..

So now clearing a space opposite .....

[Just One More]

Stories to follow .....1st gig...getting intermong here..house failures ..etc ...

 

You must have missed me.....

Oh and the w88ker next door......

Unless I've missed it somewhere, the w88ker next door...details?

Right ...   are we sitting comfortably........

When we got house ..before moving in ..got a few bottles of vino for neighbours..

Meet the w88ker (as he shall now be known )...all nice ..OMG how lovely etc ...welvome ...explains he hardly uses the house (old ruins but quaint) as he lives in town ...comes to chill watch films .....NOW ...He is a shirt lifter I think ....so prob ..entertains his "friends" away from family ..no problem with that ..
He has 2 covered parking spaces 10m from me ...he rides 3 wheeled scooter ..(more poof points ).,.which he parks in his garden ...

So we started moving ..used one of his spaces ...he left a note saying ..we can't use it !!!   no reason ..

Anyhoo were moving big items into house so parked there for 5 mins ...he minced round .."sorry I am expecting visitors..you need to move car " ...

moved it ..no visitors ...

Not sure what his problem is ..asked he said last people here took piss ...but we hadn't even moved in ...

Anyhoo ..he has now got a friend (prob another nuffner  )...to park a car inbetween his 2 spaces..(pun intended)...so we cannot ...the car has not moved 2 days ..but nobody at house ..

So now clearing a space opposite .....

Dog shit on the door handles ( © Old Holborn)

[Grumpmeister]

Stories to follow .....1st gig...getting intermong here..house failures ..etc ...

 

You must have missed me.....

Oh and the w88ker next door......

Unless I've missed it somewhere, the w88ker next door...details?

Right ...   are we sitting comfortably........

When we got house ..before moving in ..got a few bottles of vino for neighbours..

Meet the w88ker (as he shall now be known )...all nice ..OMG how lovely etc ...welvome ...explains he hardly uses the house (old ruins but quaint) as he lives in town ...comes to chill watch films .....NOW ...He is a shirt lifter I think ....so prob ..entertains his "friends" away from family ..no problem with that ..
He has 2 covered parking spaces 10m from me ...he rides 3 wheeled scooter ..(more poof points ).,.which he parks in his garden ...

So we started moving ..used one of his spaces ...he left a note saying ..we can't use it !!!   no reason ..

Anyhoo were moving big items into house so parked there for 5 mins ...he minced round .."sorry I am expecting visitors..you need to move car " ...

moved it ..no visitors ...

Not sure what his problem is ..asked he said last people here took piss ...but we hadn't even moved in ...

Anyhoo ..he has now got a friend (prob another nuffner  )...to park a car inbetween his 2 spaces..(pun intended)...so we cannot ...the car has not moved 2 days ..but nobody at house ..

So now clearing a space opposite .....

Dog shit on the door handles ( © Old Holborn)

Do you need a new set of tyres yet....? 

[apc2010]

Stories to follow .....1st gig...getting intermong here..house failures ..etc ...

 

You must have missed me.....

Oh and the w88ker next door......

Unless I've missed it somewhere, the w88ker next door...details?

Right ...   are we sitting comfortably........

When we got house ..before moving in ..got a few bottles of vino for neighbours..

Meet the w88ker (as he shall now be known )...all nice ..OMG how lovely etc ...welvome ...explains he hardly uses the house (old ruins but quaint) as he lives in town ...comes to chill watch films .....NOW ...He is a shirt lifter I think ....so prob ..entertains his "friends" away from family ..no problem with that ..
He has 2 covered parking spaces 10m from me ...he rides 3 wheeled scooter ..(more poof points ).,.which he parks in his garden ...

So we started moving ..used one of his spaces ...he left a note saying ..we can't use it !!!   no reason ..

Anyhoo were moving big items into house so parked there for 5 mins ...he minced round .."sorry I am expecting visitors..you need to move car " ...

moved it ..no visitors ...

Not sure what his problem is ..asked he said last people here took piss ...but we hadn't even moved in ...

Anyhoo ..he has now got a friend (prob another nuffner  )...to park a car inbetween his 2 spaces..(pun intended)...so we cannot ...the car has not moved 2 days ..but nobody at house ..

So now clearing a space opposite .....

Dog shit on the door handles ( © Old Holborn)

Do you need a new set of tyres yet....? 

A pack of 4 of my fireworks go off by accident near him..(pointed at.. ) due to the heat ...

(googles placing explosives in exhaust pipes...)....

[The Moan Ranger]

Interesting. Obviously, there are lots of chutneys at the airport. Generally good as gold, but if they perceive the slightest incursion into "their" territory, they react like rabid honey badgers. Not a good idea when I am the one who supplies all their face masks, disinfectant wipes and floor sprays. I wager none of these are used during "off-duty". Faggotry - from what I see - is a one way street when it suits. A bit like their alimentary canal.

[apc2010]

Interesting. Obviously, there are lots of chutneys at the airport. Generally good as gold, but if they perceive the slightest incursion into "their" territory, they react like rabid honey badgers. Not a good idea when I am the one who supplies all their face masks, disinfectant wipes and floor sprays. I wager none of these are used during "off-duty". Faggotry - from what I see - is a one way street when it suits. A bit like their alimentary canal.

 

[apc2010]

Interesting. Obviously, there are lots of chutneys at the airport. Generally good as gold, but if they perceive the slightest incursion into "their" territory, they react like rabid honey badgers. Not a good idea when I am the one who supplies all their face masks, disinfectant wipes and floor sprays. I wager none of these are used during "off-duty". Faggotry - from what I see - is a one way street when it suits. A bit like their alimentary canal.

 

Ironically ..the f88king internet went off AGAIN ..whilst posting ....

[Darwins Selection]

Interesting. Obviously, there are lots of chutneys at the airport. Generally good as gold, but if they perceive the slightest incursion into "their" territory, they react like rabid honey badgers. Not a good idea when I am the one who supplies all their face masks, disinfectant wipes and floor sprays. I wager none of these are used during "off-duty". Faggotry - from what I see - is a one way street when it suits. A bit like their alimentary canal.

 

Ironically ..the f88king internet went off AGAIN ..whilst posting ....

Is your neighbour nicking it?