Handbags

[Nick]

An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in 

[Barman]

An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in 

Or have pockets like blokes...?

[Grumpmeister]

You can't hit whoever is pissing you off with a pouch or pocket 

[Nick]

Every pouch will have a baseball bat compartment 

[Barman]

Every pouch will have a baseball bat compartment 

Obviously...

[Grumpmeister]

Every pouch will have a baseball bat compartment 

Baseball bat? You philistine, anyone can swing a bat but using a handbag as an offensive weapon is a martial art. 

[Steve]

An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in 

Or have pockets like blokes...?

Well all proper blokes

Do occasionally see the odd man bag on the odd bloke.  And imho they are very odd

[Barman]

An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in 

Or have pockets like blokes...?

Well all proper blokes

Do occasionally see the odd man bag on the odd bloke.  And imho they are very odd

Sright! 

And stuff your pockets with, er stuff so you have to wear a belt to keep your trousers up... 

[Grumpmeister]

An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in 

Or have pockets like blokes...?

Well all proper blokes

Do occasionally see the odd man bag on the odd bloke.  And imho they are very odd

Sright! 

And stuff your pockets with, er stuff so you have to wear a belt to keep your trousers up... 

Ah but is it a man bag or an EDC pouch? 

[apc2010]

An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in 

Or have pockets like blokes...?

Well all proper blokes

Do occasionally see the odd man bag on the odd bloke.  And imho they are very odd

Sright! 

And stuff your pockets with, er stuff so you have to wear a belt to keep your trousers up... 

I have a man bag for work... ....

Keep extra bits (connectors ) for work ..ciggies..pens etc ...

[Steve]

An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in 

Or have pockets like blokes...?

Well all proper blokes

Do occasionally see the odd man bag on the odd bloke.  And imho they are very odd

Sright! 

And stuff your pockets with, er stuff so you have to wear a belt to keep your trousers up... 

I have a man bag for work... ....

Keep extra bits (connectors ) for work ..ciggies..pens etc ...

and your moisturiser, kleenex, phone, comb, purse . . . . ?
 

[Grumpmeister]

An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in 

Or have pockets like blokes...?

Well all proper blokes

Do occasionally see the odd man bag on the odd bloke.  And imho they are very odd

Sright! 

And stuff your pockets with, er stuff so you have to wear a belt to keep your trousers up... 

I have a man bag for work... ....

Keep extra bits (connectors ) for work ..ciggies..pens etc ...

and your moisturiser, kleenex, phone, comb, purse . . . . ?

It also has a sign on the front saying "Property of LL, if found wandering unaccompanied please return to..." 

[Nick]

I have a shoulder bag for my laptop. It is made of goatskin. It stinks like goat cheese 

[Grumpmeister]

I have a shoulder bag for my laptop. It is made of goatskin. It stinks like goat cheese 

That's been left on a radiator or in a car overnight? 

[Miss Demeanour]

And where do you fellas then store your glasses cases , the carrier bags for your shopping,  the car keys that are 'uncomfortable in your precious pockets, the hand sanitiser,  face mask and tissues etc