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Handbags
« on: September 02, 2020, 07:25:38 PM »
An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in  rubschin:
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Re: Handbags
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2020, 07:19:58 AM »
An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in  rubschin:

Or have pockets like blokes...? Shrugs:
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Re: Handbags
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2020, 07:52:42 AM »
You can't hit whoever is pissing you off with a pouch or pocket  ::)
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Re: Handbags
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2020, 08:04:11 AM »
Every pouch will have a baseball bat compartment  ::)
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Re: Handbags
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2020, 08:09:03 AM »
Every pouch will have a baseball bat compartment  ::)

Obviously... ::)
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Re: Handbags
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2020, 08:18:00 AM »
Every pouch will have a baseball bat compartment  ::)

Baseball bat? You philistine, anyone can swing a bat but using a handbag as an offensive weapon is a martial art.  noooo:
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Re: Handbags
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2020, 08:42:16 AM »
An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in  rubschin:

Or have pockets like blokes...? Shrugs:
Well all proper blokes

Do occasionally see the odd man bag on the odd bloke.  And imho they are very odd
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Re: Handbags
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2020, 08:50:59 AM »
An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in  rubschin:

Or have pockets like blokes...? Shrugs:
Well all proper blokes

Do occasionally see the odd man bag on the odd bloke.  And imho they are very odd

Sright!  Thumbs:

And stuff your pockets with, er stuff so you have to wear a belt to keep your trousers up...  redface:
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Re: Handbags
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2020, 11:03:54 AM »
An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in  rubschin:

Or have pockets like blokes...? Shrugs:
Well all proper blokes

Do occasionally see the odd man bag on the odd bloke.  And imho they are very odd

Sright!  Thumbs:

And stuff your pockets with, er stuff so you have to wear a belt to keep your trousers up...  redface:

Ah but is it a man bag or an EDC pouch?  rubschin:
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Re: Handbags
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2020, 02:10:11 PM »
An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in  rubschin:

Or have pockets like blokes...? Shrugs:
Well all proper blokes

Do occasionally see the odd man bag on the odd bloke.  And imho they are very odd

Sright!  Thumbs:

And stuff your pockets with, er stuff so you have to wear a belt to keep your trousers up...  redface:

I have a man bag for work... cussing:....

Keep extra bits (connectors ) for work ..ciggies..pens etc ...

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Re: Handbags
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2020, 02:13:05 PM »
An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in  rubschin:

Or have pockets like blokes...? Shrugs:
Well all proper blokes

Do occasionally see the odd man bag on the odd bloke.  And imho they are very odd

Sright!  Thumbs:

And stuff your pockets with, er stuff so you have to wear a belt to keep your trousers up...  redface:

I have a man bag for work... cussing:....

Keep extra bits (connectors ) for work ..ciggies..pens etc ...
and your moisturiser, kleenex, phone, comb, purse . . . . ?
 
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Handbags
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2020, 02:37:39 PM »
An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in  rubschin:

Or have pockets like blokes...? Shrugs:
Well all proper blokes

Do occasionally see the odd man bag on the odd bloke.  And imho they are very odd

Sright!  Thumbs:

And stuff your pockets with, er stuff so you have to wear a belt to keep your trousers up...  redface:

I have a man bag for work... cussing:....

Keep extra bits (connectors ) for work ..ciggies..pens etc ...
and your moisturiser, kleenex, phone, comb, purse . . . . ?

It also has a sign on the front saying "Property of LL, if found wandering unaccompanied please return to..."  whistle:
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Re: Handbags
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2020, 02:42:16 PM »
I have a shoulder bag for my laptop. It is made of goatskin. It stinks like goat cheese  cloud9:
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Re: Handbags
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2020, 03:15:02 PM »
I have a shoulder bag for my laptop. It is made of goatskin. It stinks like goat cheese  cloud9:

That's been left on a radiator or in a car overnight?  whistle:
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Re: Handbags
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2020, 03:58:02 PM »
And where do you fellas then store your glasses cases , the carrier bags for your shopping,  the car keys that are 'uncomfortable in your precious pockets, the hand sanitiser,  face mask and tissues etc  noooo:
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