The all new Miss D wedding thread

[Nick]

Big commercial opportunity in Cyprus 

Suits out, chaps!! We are all invited 

And soon a babby 

[Nick]

I hope he has massive life insurance

[Miss Demeanour]

 

Yep May 1st next year ...whatever that is going to.look like by then 

[Miss Demeanour]

When we were waiting  to collect my ring from the jewellers today there was a bloke in there with his lady. They had obviously been there for some time🤣 - she was trying to  work out what she liked. The woman dained to ask the opinion of her fella again. I think by this time his patience  was wearing thin. He looked up from his phone and said " is that not the same as the other 30 odd that you have looked at "

Oh  dear 

[Steve]

Yep May 1st next year ...whatever that is going to.look like by then 

 

It'll be great just as long as you don't let any of the VP know where it's going to be.  Although with United playing the Scousers that day at Old Trafford surely 'the Man' will insist it's in Salford

[Miss Demeanour]

Yep May 1st next year ...whatever that is going to.look like by then 

 

It'll be great just as long as you don't let any of the VP know where it's going to be.  Although with United playing the Scousers that day at Old Trafford surely 'the Man' will insist it's in Salford

He's banking on it being played on the Sunday or Monday for Sky TV viewing as its a bank holiday weekend 
 

[Steve]

 

A cunning plan and it'll likely work.

[apc2010]

Big commercial opportunity in Cyprus 

Suits out, chaps!! We are all invited 

And soon a babby 

 

 

[Barman]

Yep May 1st next year ...whatever that is going to.look like by then 

  Congratulations!

[Miss Demeanour]

Cheers guys   

[Uncle Mort]

My congratulations and very best wishes   

[Darwins Selection]

Yep May 1st next year ...whatever that is going to.look like by then 

  Congratulations!

So it's real, not a figment of Nick's imagination!
Congratulations young lady, I hope you will both be very happy. 



If you need any help with transport, just ask.

[The Moan Ranger]

Congratulations   

[Just One More]

Woohoo, congratulations Miss D 

[Steve]

So what's in the pre nup agreement?

I reckon it might say:  'The vodka and chocolate stashes are Miss D's, the Man United season ticket is the Man's' and nothing else is of importance