Levels of exasperation

[Miss Demeanour]

So werk is just ridonculous right now. 

Apart from our normal work my team are having to 'adjust' and also become Covid Marshalls ( with all the extra capacity they have )    and  contact tracers . In addition to this the Clownshool have also set up an 'enquiry line' for covid concerns.

Basically a whingers batphone 

2 of the referrals today ...from apparently 'normal people ' that they somehow think are Covid related 


- a wumman wants to know where she can teach children in a Covid 'safe' place. Oh she goes on to say can the Clownschool provide the space ( free of course as this is a community service ) . Oh can we advertise her private tuition fees  to prospective parents , oh can we ensure regular cleaning regime for this fantasy space ( that the Clownschool will fund of course)     

- a bloke rings up. He and his son have come over from America several months ago for football trials . 1st was for Birmingham but he wasn't successful. 2nd was for Brighton . However he now has a problem with his bank card and hotel are refusing them further accommodation.  What can the clownschool do to help ?  Asked if he had contacted his bank but he said they were being 'difficult ' and couldn't we just provide some accommodation free of charge whilst he sorts this out so he is not exposed to Covid 

I need a lottery win 

[Steve]

 

[Nick]

I am sure your responses are quite diplomatic 

[apc2010]

So werk is just ridonculous right now. 

Apart from our normal work my team are having to 'adjust' and also become Covid Marshalls ( with all the extra capacity they have )    and  contact tracers . In addition to this the Clownshool have also set up an 'enquiry line' for covid concerns.

Basically a whingers batphone 

2 of the referrals today ...from apparently 'normal people ' that they somehow think are Covid related 


- a wumman wants to know where she can teach children in a Covid 'safe' place. Oh she goes on to say can the Clownschool provide the space ( free of course as this is a community service ) . Oh can we advertise her private tuition fees  to prospective parents , oh can we ensure regular cleaning regime for this fantasy space ( that the Clownschool will fund of course)     

- a bloke rings up. He and his son have come over from America several months ago for football trials . 1st was for Birmingham but he wasn't successful. 2nd was for Brighton . However he now has a problem with his bank card and hotel are refusing them further accommodation.  What can the clownschool do to help ?  Asked if he had contacted his bank but he said they were being 'difficult ' and couldn't we just provide some accommodation free of charge whilst he sorts this out so he is not exposed to Covid 

I need a lottery win 

Did he get in the Brighton team.......          

[Miss Demeanour]

  

[Grumpmeister]

Well if he wants you to supply accommodation...

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[Barman]

So werk is just ridonculous right now. 

Apart from our normal work my team are having to 'adjust' and also become Covid Marshalls ( with all the extra capacity they have )    and  contact tracers . In addition to this the Clownshool have also set up an 'enquiry line' for covid concerns.

Basically a whingers batphone 

2 of the referrals today ...from apparently 'normal people ' that they somehow think are Covid related 


- a wumman wants to know where she can teach children in a Covid 'safe' place. Oh she goes on to say can the Clownschool provide the space ( free of course as this is a community service ) . Oh can we advertise her private tuition fees  to prospective parents , oh can we ensure regular cleaning regime for this fantasy space ( that the Clownschool will fund of course)     

- a bloke rings up. He and his son have come over from America several months ago for football trials . 1st was for Birmingham but he wasn't successful. 2nd was for Brighton . However he now has a problem with his bank card and hotel are refusing them further accommodation.  What can the clownschool do to help ?  Asked if he had contacted his bank but he said they were being 'difficult ' and couldn't we just provide some accommodation free of charge whilst he sorts this out so he is not exposed to Covid 

I need a lottery win 

Quite remarkable.... 

[The Moan Ranger]

Having had to re-apply for my job, pass the interview, accept a new night shift only roster and being told - unequivocally - that the cuts in management levels were now finalised for the winter flight schedule, I now have to go in for a meeting on Monday (day off) for a "business update".

Expecting a 20% hours and pay cut 

[Steve]

Having had to re-apply for my job, pass the interview, accept a new night shift only roster and being told - unequivocally - that the cuts in management levels were now finalised for the winter flight schedule, I now have to go in for a meeting on Monday (day off) for a "business update".

Expecting a 20% hours and pay cut 

[Barman]

Having had to re-apply for my job, pass the interview, accept a new night shift only roster and being told - unequivocally - that the cuts in management levels were now finalised for the winter flight schedule, I now have to go in for a meeting on Monday (day off) for a "business update".

Expecting a 20% hours and pay cut 

[Grumpmeister]

Having had to re-apply for my job, pass the interview, accept a new night shift only roster and being told - unequivocally - that the cuts in management levels were now finalised for the winter flight schedule, I now have to go in for a meeting on Monday (day off) for a "business update".

Expecting a 20% hours and pay cut 

Do you want to swap? At the moment I'm lucky if I get one short shift a fortnight 

[Barman]

Having had to re-apply for my job, pass the interview, accept a new night shift only roster and being told - unequivocally - that the cuts in management levels were now finalised for the winter flight schedule, I now have to go in for a meeting on Monday (day off) for a "business update".

Expecting a 20% hours and pay cut 

Do you want to swap? At the moment I'm lucky if I get one short shift a fortnight 

Do you get any gubberment munny...? 

[Grumpmeister]

Having had to re-apply for my job, pass the interview, accept a new night shift only roster and being told - unequivocally - that the cuts in management levels were now finalised for the winter flight schedule, I now have to go in for a meeting on Monday (day off) for a "business update".

Expecting a 20% hours and pay cut 

Do you want to swap? At the moment I'm lucky if I get one short shift a fortnight 

Do you get any gubberment munny...? 

Thankfully yes or I'd be in real trouble. I'm applying for other jobs but no luck yet and I can see it getting harder once the furlough scheme ends this month. 

[Steve]

 

[apc2010]

Having had to re-apply for my job, pass the interview, accept a new night shift only roster and being told - unequivocally - that the cuts in management levels were now finalised for the winter flight schedule, I now have to go in for a meeting on Monday (day off) for a "business update".

Expecting a 20% hours and pay cut 

Do you want to swap? At the moment I'm lucky if I get one short shift a fortnight 

Do you get any gubberment munny...? 

Thankfully yes or I'd be in real trouble. I'm applying for other jobs but no luck yet and I can see it getting harder once the furlough scheme ends this month. 

Sorry to hear ..