Essential elements of a funeral

[Nick]

I will explain later. This has some connection with the Dame of Twatt

[Steve]

Do online services count?   Lot of them going that way lately   

[Nick]

They can do, but those still need most of the above

[Steve]

They can do, but those still need most of the above

I'm going to a funeral Tuesday, online viewing has been arranged but I'm the eldest left on his wife's side of the family and it's just what one ought to do.  Think they'll be five of us there, well 6 if we count the deceased. 

[Nick]

My BiL's funeral will have all of these features, but the Duchess of Twatt and her family will not be attending as "it is not a real funeral" 

Translation: I can't be arsed 

[Barman]

My BiL's funeral will have all of these features, but the Duchess of Twatt and her family will not be attending as "it is not a real funeral" 

Translation: I can't be arsed 

 

[Steve]

My BiL's funeral will have all of these features, but the Duchess of Twatt and her family will not be attending as "it is not a real funeral" 

Translation: I can't be arsed 

 

[apc2010]

My BiL's funeral will have all of these features, but the Duchess of Twatt and her family will not be attending as "it is not a real funeral" 

Translation: I can't be arsed 

 

  wrong ..

[Nick]

I suspect the rationale is that he was her stepdad. The fact he was married to her mum for over 20 years seems to elude her.

In other news, The Queen of Twatt is badgering Pink Sis to get access to her medical records. I suggested that she should be told to piss off, which is what I said when she wanted me to give her GP access to mine!

[Steve]

I suspect the rationale is that he was her stepdad. The fact he was married to her mum for over 20 years seems to elude her.

In other news, The Queen of Twatt is badgering Pink Sis to get access to her medical records. I suggested that she should be told to piss off, which is what I said when she wanted me to give her GP access to mine!

bet she won't reject any of his money that comes her way