Goodluck to the Man and much love to Miss D

[Miss Demeanour]

Update - so during surgery they also accidentally cut his bladder  apparently - so his stay in hospital may be extended as they are worried about internal bleeding  - he is also on a catheta in his man parts until they want to test that this is working ok . So that is a front and back attack on the poor lad.

He is heavily dosed on morphine and being very reasonable at the moment  - time to ask for all the things I want I think 

[Steve]

Update - so during surgery they also accidentally cut his bladder  apparently - so his stay in hospital may be extended as they are worried about internal bleeding  - he is also on a catheta in his man parts until they want to test that this is working ok . So that is a front and back attack on the poor lad.

He is heavily does on morphine and being very reasonable at the moment  - time to ask for all the things I want I think 

Ooh that unkind cut doesn't sound good.  Catheters though are routine after surgery, you just get used to walking around with a bag on your leg.

Watch the morphine, it can give him industrial grade constipation.  I found intravenous liquid paracetamol worked well.

[Uncle Mort]

Morphine good    Catheter not so. Always used to pester the doctors to have it removed ASAP.

[Miss Demeanour]

We have such a wealth of experience here 

[Barman]

We have such a wealth of experience here 

 

Send him our best wishes...

I discovered I was allergic to Morphine after my hernia op... 

[Miss Demeanour]

 

I was going to say what a time to find out but I guess it will always be 'one of those' times to find out if you are being given morphine ( in a medical and not recreational setting  )

[Barman]

I was going to say what a time to find out but I guess it will always be 'one of those' times to find out if you are being given morphine ( in a medical and not recreational setting  )

 

[Nick]

I have massive experience or things being shoved up my dick by wimmin 

[Darwins Selection]

I have massive experience or things being shoved up my dick by wimmin 

Micro-surgery has come a long way these days.

[Miss Demeanour]

It is not going well ...more scans etc at weekend .. things aren't working as they should ...looks like he won't be coming out anytime soon 

[Barman]

It is not going well ...more scans etc at weekend .. things aren't working as they should ...looks like he won't be coming out anytime soon 

Thank goodness he has five star accommodation then...

Our thoughts are with you both.

[The Moan Ranger]

Oh Miss D 

[apc2010]

It is not going well ...more scans etc at weekend .. things aren't working as they should ...looks like he won't be coming out anytime soon 

Sending thoughts...

[Miss Demeanour]

I have just rung the hospital as obviously when trying to speak to The Man it is difficult as he is drugged up , nauseous and not with it at all - and therefore my numerous questions are unable to be answered.

Get through to the ward and some bloke comes on and says the doctor is with him now - but he has been vomiting all over the place this morning and they  have had to clean it up .

So sorry for the inconvenience like 

So start to ask if they could explain in more detail what the issues are  -
 " yes - his bowel is not working "

Ok , keep calm ... start to ask how common this is and what will be done to alleviate this situation

" Oh the doctor is with him now , he is putting tube up his nose and into stomach "

Ok , keep clam .... ask if that is to help provide food / fluids or to remove blockage

"Oh the doctor is with him now "

Ok , keep calm ask when would be the best time to speak to someone ( else)

" Oh you can ring (The Man) you know he has a mobile phone"

Ok, keep calm ...explain I know he has a mobile phone but due to the fact he is drugged , vomitting and tubed up it is often not easy to speak to him"

"yes , ring him ( The Man ) about half past two . He really did vomit a lot this morning !!! "

Thank you, goodbye   

[Barman]

I have just rung the hospital as obviously when trying to speak to The Man it is difficult as he is drugged up , nauseous and not with it at all - and therefore my numerous questions are unable to be answered.

Get through to the ward and some bloke comes on and says the doctor is with him now - but he has been vomiting all over the place this morning and they  have had to clean it up .

So sorry for the inconvenience like 

So start to ask if they could explain in more detail what the issues are  -
 " yes - his bowel is not working "

Ok , keep calm ... start to ask how common this is and what will be done to alleviate this situation

" Oh the doctor is with him now , he is putting tube up his nose and into stomach "

Ok , keep clam .... ask if that is to help provide food / fluids or to remove blockage

"Oh the doctor is with him now "

Ok , keep calm ask when would be the best time to speak to someone ( else)

" Oh you can ring (The Man) you know he has a mobile phone"

Ok, keep calm ...explain I know he has a mobile phone but due to the fact he is drugged , vomitting and tubed up it is often not easy to speak to him"

"yes , ring him ( The Man ) about half past two . He really did vomit a lot this morning !!! "

Thank you, goodbye   

Oh Miss D, that is terrible...

They seem to pick people to answer the phone that are absolutely clueless... A friend is going through the same thing here with her husband at the moment...