Operation Fireplace?

[Barman]

1) Where is the tv?!?!? 

2) In the before picture there is a distinct lack of tat. Are you sure Landlady exists?

TV is in the wooden furniture thing on the right?

If you look closely in the before picture you can see her knitting ? also wooden furniture thing is full of tat? Hopefully none of it will get broken. 

[Bar Wench]

Knitting! Where? I didn't know she was a hag too!

[Barman]

Knitting! Where? I didn't know she was a hag too!

Oh yes, mostly baby clothes and stuff? if you ever get knocked-up don?t let her know or you?ll be overwhelmed with little outfits. 

[Barman]

FFS!

I decided to wear my special ?work? shoes that have steel toe caps and everything proof soles (acid, fire, theft, nuclear war biological hazards, etc.) but the bloody soles have just fallen apart leaving a gooie black mess all over?

Back to sandals...

[Barman]

I fear the point of no return has been passed? 

[Bar Wench]

Umm, it is perhaps a little late to point this out. But moving blankets should have been placed on the floor to protect it because the rubble chips the floor tiles as you bash it out. 

[Nick]

Whoops!

Our bulders are knocking down a wall - phenomenal noise (and Radio 1 of course). Mrs Nick gave them a fearful talking to before she left, they looked quite pale. Work was scheduled for three days but they now tell me that they might finish it in 2. They also asked what time she was back from work!

[Barman]

Umm, it is perhaps a little late to point this out. But moving blankets should have been placed on the floor to protect it because the rubble chips the floor tiles as you bash it out. 

Thick cardboard boxes if you look closely... 

[Bar Wench]

Umm, it is perhaps a little late to point this out. But moving blankets should have been placed on the floor to protect it because the rubble chips the floor tiles as you bash it out. 

Thick cardboard boxes if you look closely... 

Yes but there is rubble that has not landed on them. The target area needs to be bigger!

[Nick]

Umm, it is perhaps a little late to point this out. But moving blankets should have been placed on the floor to protect it because the rubble chips the floor tiles as you bash it out. 

Thick cardboard boxes if you look closely... 

Yes but there is rubble that has not landed on them. The target area needs to be bigger!

I am sure DS will think of something.

[Bar Wench]

I'm sure he shall. 

[Darwins Selection]

I'm sure he shall. 

[Nick]

Is her knitting safe?

[Bar Wench]

He's been gone quite a long time hasn't he. 

[Nick]

Busy, I spect