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Re: Operation Fireplace?
« Reply #60 on: September 17, 2007, 02:01:58 PM »
Cough splutter choke

Could you crack a window?

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Re: Operation Fireplace?
« Reply #61 on: September 17, 2007, 02:04:24 PM »
Cough splutter choke

Could you crack a window?
Nooooo! If I open a window the dust will blow all over the bloody place...

This way it stays in my fragile lungs... cough...  confused:
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Re: Operation Fireplace?
« Reply #62 on: September 17, 2007, 02:06:53 PM »
Cough splutter choke

Could you crack a window?
Nooooo! If I open a window the dust will blow all over the bloody place...

This way it stays in my fragile lungs... cough...  confused:

Ummm considering your recent illness don't you think you'd better go outside for a bit and clear your lungs out?

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Re: Operation Fireplace?
« Reply #63 on: September 17, 2007, 02:08:45 PM »
Cough splutter choke

Could you crack a window?
Nooooo! If I open a window the dust will blow all over the bloody place...

This way it stays in my fragile lungs... cough...  confused:

Ummm considering your recent illness don't you think you'd better go outside for a bit and clear your lungs out?
I was working on the sympathy vote?  whistle:
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Re: Operation Fireplace?
« Reply #64 on: September 17, 2007, 02:10:12 PM »
Cough splutter choke

Could you crack a window?
Nooooo! If I open a window the dust will blow all over the bloody place...

This way it stays in my fragile lungs... cough...  confused:

Ummm considering your recent illness don't you think you'd better go outside for a bit and clear your lungs out?
I was working on the sympathy vote?  whistle:

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Oh poor didums has worked so hard and now he has lots of icky nasty dust in his lungs.  happy100 Had you better have a rest and a beer?

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Re: Operation Fireplace?
« Reply #65 on: September 17, 2007, 02:11:00 PM »
I did warn him to wear a mask ................ But would he listen?  noooo:
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Operation Fireplace?
« Reply #66 on: September 17, 2007, 02:11:20 PM »
Cough splutter choke

Could you crack a window?
Nooooo! If I open a window the dust will blow all over the bloody place...

This way it stays in my fragile lungs... cough...  confused:

Ummm considering your recent illness don't you think you'd better go outside for a bit and clear your lungs out?
I was working on the sympathy vote?  whistle:

 ::)

Oh poor didums has worked so hard and now he has lots of icky nasty dust in his lungs.  happy100 Had you better have a rest and a beer?
cloud9: I'll take the dog for a walk first...  cloud9:
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Re: Operation Fireplace?
« Reply #67 on: September 17, 2007, 02:11:50 PM »
I did warn him to wear a mask ................ But would he listen?  noooo:

He's has testicles what did you expect?  eeek:

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Re: Operation Fireplace?
« Reply #68 on: September 17, 2007, 02:14:12 PM »
I did warn him to wear a mask ................ But would he listen?  noooo:
I tried but I couldn't hold it and hammer at the same time...
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Re: Operation Fireplace?
« Reply #69 on: September 17, 2007, 02:18:29 PM »
I did warn him to wear a mask ................ But would he listen?  noooo:
I tried but I couldn't hold it and hammer at the same time...


Ohhh pretty. Wonder if you get one of those on ebay.  rubschin:

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Re: Operation Fireplace?
« Reply #70 on: September 17, 2007, 02:19:25 PM »
I did warn him to wear a mask ................ But would he listen?  noooo:
I tried but I couldn't hold it and hammer at the same time...


 eeek:

I meant:


I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Operation Fireplace?
« Reply #71 on: September 17, 2007, 02:51:10 PM »
I did warn him to wear a mask ................ But would he listen?  noooo:
I tried but I couldn't hold it and hammer at the same time...


 eeek:

I meant:



Oh...  whistle:
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Re: Operation Fireplace?
« Reply #72 on: September 18, 2007, 08:13:43 AM »
Wonder how he is getting on?

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Re: Operation Fireplace?
« Reply #73 on: September 18, 2007, 08:15:27 AM »
Job Done!


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Re: Operation Fireplace?
« Reply #74 on: September 18, 2007, 08:16:51 AM »
Oh yes. A huge improvement whistle:
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