Hello everyone Landlady in the UK here

Well what a wonderful job Barman has done
Nio honestly am now at friends in Didcot and have access to the PC so can see what has been going on - admit when got to the bit which said 'have laid two floor tiles' nearly fell off the chair - BM didnt know you could tile !!!!!
It does look at 'tad' dusty but nothing that mopping won't solve BM - bucket sans mop in the garage by the boiler room - JUMP TO IT !!!!!!!
Sending love and best wishes to all from a damp and drizzley Didcot