Operation Fireplace?

[Barman]

This is the first we have heard of Moldovian Dancers


Further and better particulars are now required ~ immediately.

[Nick]

Pictures are required

He has a house full of dancing girls, like this one

Landlady will not be best pleased

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[Bar Wench]

Keeping you in line in Landlady's abscence may be more difficult than I first anticipated. I may have to bring out the big guns. 

Have you got the mop and bucket out yet?

[Barman]

Keeping you in line in Landlady's abscence may be more difficult than I first anticipated. I may have to bring out the big guns. 

Have you got the mop and bucket out yet?

Yes... 

[Bar Wench]

Keeping you in line in Landlady's abscence may be more difficult than I first anticipated. I may have to bring out the big guns. 

Have you got the mop and bucket out yet?

Yes... 

Don't tell me porkies. I know what you're up to. You've filled the place with dancing girls and the floor is littered with beer cans and whatever the local equivalent of a takeaway pizza and chinese cartons are. 

[Barman]

Keeping you in line in Landlady's abscence may be more difficult than I first anticipated. I may have to bring out the big guns. 

Have you got the mop and bucket out yet?

Yes... 

Don't tell me porkies. I know what you're up to. You've filled the place with dancing girls and the floor is littered with beer cans and whatever the local equivalent of a takeaway pizza and chinese cartons are. 

Quite so? the photos I?ve been posting were all created with photoshop or something. 

[Bar Wench]

They were from before the "fun" started. You forget I may be young but I am well taught in the ways of men that are left alone for a few days. 

[Barman]

They were from before the "fun" started. You forget I may be young but I am well taught in the ways of men that are left alone for a few days. 

Is that Nick?s suit or jealousy I can see? 

[Bar Wench]

They were from before the "fun" started. You forget I may be young but I am well taught in the ways of men that are left alone for a few days. 

Is that Nick?s suit or jealousy I can see? 

At the idea of being left alone to fester in takeaway cartons and dancing girls? Nope!  I have wangled Mr Wench to be away for the weekend so I shall fester in oceans of fish  and scrummy craft materials all weekend.  cloud9:Broken only by dinner out with friends and a picnic in the park weather permiting.

[Bar Wench]

Picture updates please. I wish to see the extent of the paint splatters. 

[Barman]

Picture updates please. I wish to see the extent of the paint splatters. 

I?m exhausted? I?ll set up the (non-paint-splattered) camera tomorrow for you. 

My number one tip for painting 45m? ceilings ? get a man in. 

[Bar Wench]

Picture updates please. I wish to see the extent of the paint splatters. 

I?m exhausted? I?ll set up the (non-paint-splattered) camera tomorrow for you. 

Because clicking a button is just so exhausticating. I don't know no stamina. 

[Barman]

Picture updates please. I wish to see the extent of the paint splatters. 

I?m exhausted? I?ll set up the (non-paint-splattered) camera tomorrow for you. 

Because clicking a button is just so exhausticating. I don't know no stamina. 

Yes... 

[Bar Wench]

Poor Landlady. 

[Barman]

Poor Landlady. 

Indeed...