Operation Fireplace?

[Darwins Selection]

Why didn't you just put the studwork around the existing breast?

<snigger>

[Snoopy]

'spect it is all a matter of proportions within the room ~ or Mrs Barman (AKA LL) wanting something "different". Truth be known BM is as henpecked as the rest of us. (Alright Pussy Whipped ~ but I didn't like to use it in present company)

[Bar Wench]

'spect it is all a matter of proportions within the room ~ or Mrs Barman (AKA LL) wanting something "different". Truth be known BM is as henpecked as the rest of us. (Alright Pussy Whipped ~ but I didn't like to use it in present company)

I use that phrase all the time. And yes BM is. 

[Snoopy]

'spect it is all a matter of proportions within the room ~ or Mrs Barman (AKA LL) wanting something "different". Truth be known BM is as henpecked as the rest of us. (Alright Pussy Whipped ~ but I didn't like to use it in present company)

I use that phrase all the time. And yes BM is. 

I know you do but Bouncer is on line and one doesn't wish to offend.

[Barman]

'spect it is all a matter of proportions within the room ~ or Mrs Barman (AKA LL) wanting something "different". Truth be known BM is as henpecked as the rest of us. (Alright Pussy Whipped ~ but I didn't like to use it in present company)

Exactly Snoopy? although I had to think about the suggestion for a bit! 

The old one stuck out too far (snigger) and the brick-built fireplace had to be demolished to fit the new one in? 

[Misunderstood]

'spect it is all a matter of proportions within the room ~ or Mrs Barman (AKA LL) wanting something "different". Truth be known BM is as henpecked as the rest of us. (Alright Pussy Whipped ~ but I didn't like to use it in present company)

Exactly Snoopy? although I had to think about the suggestion for a bit! 

The old one stuck out too far (snigger) and the brick-built fireplace had to be demolished to fit the new one in? 

Yeah............  Right!

[Barman]

Hey presto!

[Darwins Selection]

Hey presto!

Are the sides meant to be vertical and how are gou going to extract your hairpiece from the Artex above it?

[Barman]

Hey presto!

Are the sides meant to be vertical and how are gou going to extract your hairpiece from the Artex above it?

Near enough is good enough in my book? 

[Landlady]

Bravo Bravo BM 

[Snoopy]

He must have got a man in.

[Misunderstood]

Damn. I was thinking the exact same thing!   He's too smug by half...

[Barman]

 

[Berek]

you need to ditch the 1960's unit against the right wall..

[Barman]

you need to ditch the 1960's unit against the right wall..

Mrs. Barman will most surely kill you for that comment...