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Hepatitis
« on: June 03, 2021, 02:48:23 PM »
The Boy reports he has been referred by his GP to a liver specialist after some dodgy blood test results. GP told him not to Google it! He has  noooo:  SO have I now scared2:

His last remark was "On NO ACCOUNT tell mum."

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Re: Hepatitis
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2021, 02:49:57 PM »
The Boy reports he has been referred by his GP to a liver specialist after some dodgy blood test results. GP told him not to Google it! He has  noooo:  SO have I now scared2:

His last remark was "On NO ACCOUNT tell mum."

 eeek:   fingers crossed ....

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Re: Hepatitis
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2021, 03:14:01 PM »
The Boy reports he has been referred by his GP to a liver specialist after some dodgy blood test results. GP told him not to Google it! He has  noooo:  SO have I now scared2:

His last remark was "On NO ACCOUNT tell mum."

 eeek:   fingers crossed ....

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Re: Hepatitis
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2021, 03:19:37 PM »
He helpfully added. "I have never done drugs, or used needles, and I have only had unprotected sex twice." facepalm:
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Re: Hepatitis
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2021, 03:27:25 PM »
He helpfully added. "I have never done drugs, or used needles, and I have only had unprotected sex twice." facepalm:

Get him on milk thistle tablets ..and tumeric ...

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Re: Hepatitis
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2021, 03:39:28 PM »
He helpfully added. "I have never done drugs, or used needles, and I have only had unprotected sex twice." facepalm:

Get him on milk thistle tablets ..and tumeric ...

Are there any particular crystals or Tibetan chanting that you recommend ?  ::)
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Re: Hepatitis
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2021, 03:46:46 PM »
 eeek: which letter?

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Re: Hepatitis
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2021, 03:50:52 PM »
There seem to be 5 or 6 sorts. The specialist will be able to tell him and we go from there..... scared2:
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Re: Hepatitis
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2021, 04:35:54 PM »
The Boy reports he has been referred by his GP to a liver specialist after some dodgy blood test results. GP told him not to Google it! He has  noooo:  SO have I now scared2:

His last remark was "On NO ACCOUNT tell mum."

 eeek:   fingers crossed ....

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hope all turns out OK
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Re: Hepatitis
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2021, 04:41:16 PM »
He asked if he should tell his new gf, the fragrant Georgie  eyes: eyes:

I said YES! ::)
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Re: Hepatitis
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2021, 05:40:28 PM »
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Re: Hepatitis
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2021, 08:15:41 PM »
The Boy reports he has been referred by his GP to a liver specialist after some dodgy blood test results. GP told him not to Google it! He has  noooo:  SO have I now scared2:

His last remark was "On NO ACCOUNT tell mum."

 eeek:   fingers crossed ....

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hope all turns out OK

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: Bloody hell Nick. Fingers are crossed
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Re: Hepatitis
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2021, 09:25:21 AM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Yet more tales from the horsepickle  noooo:
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Re: Hepatitis
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2021, 10:15:59 AM »
The Boy reports he has been referred by his GP to a liver specialist after some dodgy blood test results. GP told him not to Google it! He has  noooo:  SO have I now scared2:

His last remark was "On NO ACCOUNT tell mum."

 eeek:   fingers crossed ....

 eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:

hope all turns out OK

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: Bloody hell Nick. Fingers are crossed
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Re: Hepatitis
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2021, 11:59:35 AM »


 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: Bloody hell Nick. Fingers are crossed

Doesn't that only work for vampires ?  rubschin:
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