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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #135 on: February 03, 2022, 05:08:50 PM »
Next step is taking Nod in to get the pesky polyps removed. He is in a state of panic about his arse  ::)
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #136 on: February 03, 2022, 05:11:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 03, 2022, 05:08:50 PM
Next step is taking Nod in to get the pesky polyps removed. He is in a state of panic about his arse  ::)
Wind him up by telling him they'll tattoo him at same time

Tis true but not exactly where the sun shines or anyone will see
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #137 on: February 03, 2022, 05:13:59 PM »
Last time they tried a colonoscopy he screamed and tried to run away like a little gerl ::)  This time it's a general anaesthetic  ::)

I wind him up with tales of Willycam adventures  eveilgrin:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #138 on: February 03, 2022, 05:18:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 03, 2022, 05:13:59 PM
Last time they tried a colonoscopy he screamed and tried to run away like a little gerl ::)  This time it's a general anaesthetic  ::)

I wind him up with tales of Willycam adventures  eveilgrin:
Never had a colonoscopy (touch wood, yet) but from what I hear from others the wise take any sedatives and anesthetics offered as for about 1 in 3 people it is agony.  And who'd want to take a one in 3 chance?
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #139 on: February 03, 2022, 05:19:58 PM »
Try having a camera shoved up yer dick  eveilgrin:

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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #140 on: February 03, 2022, 05:22:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 03, 2022, 05:19:58 PM
Try having a camera shoved up yer dick  eveilgrin:
been there done that
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #141 on: February 03, 2022, 05:23:14 PM »
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #142 on: February 03, 2022, 06:03:25 PM »
Quote from: Steve on February 03, 2022, 05:18:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 03, 2022, 05:13:59 PM
Last time they tried a colonoscopy he screamed and tried to run away like a little gerl ::)  This time it's a general anaesthetic  ::)

I wind him up with tales of Willycam adventures  eveilgrin:
Never had a colonoscopy (touch wood, yet) but from what I hear from others the wise take any sedatives and anesthetics offered as for about 1 in 3 people it is agony.  And who'd want to take a one in 3 chance?

Try having an endoscopy or TOE where they shove a camera down your throat. That requires sedation.
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #143 on: February 03, 2022, 06:51:18 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 03, 2022, 06:03:25 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 03, 2022, 05:18:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 03, 2022, 05:13:59 PM
Last time they tried a colonoscopy he screamed and tried to run away like a little gerl ::)  This time it's a general anaesthetic  ::)

I wind him up with tales of Willycam adventures  eveilgrin:
Never had a colonoscopy (touch wood, yet) but from what I hear from others the wise take any sedatives and anesthetics offered as for about 1 in 3 people it is agony.  And who'd want to take a one in 3 chance?

Try having an endoscopy or TOE where they shove a camera down your throat. That requires sedation.
Oh noes  noooo:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #144 on: February 03, 2022, 08:42:03 PM »
Many years ago I was hospitalised and the doctor stuck an NG tube up my nose and down into my stomach. Not pleasant   noooo:   Later the nurse came to feed me through it only to discover in had been put wrong way in. The nurse told the doctor who told her to go and take it out. The nurse refused saying "you put it in, you take out"

I only know this because I later married the nurse.
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #145 on: February 03, 2022, 08:46:26 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 03, 2022, 08:42:03 PM
Many years ago I was hospitalised and the doctor stuck an NG tube up my nose and down into my stomach. Not pleasant   noooo:   Later the nurse came to feed me through it only to discover in had been put wrong way in. The nurse told the doctor who told her to go and take it out. The nurse refused saying "you put it in, you take out"

I only know this because I later married the nurse.
brilliant   ;D
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #146 on: February 03, 2022, 08:50:33 PM »
Quote from: Steve on February 03, 2022, 08:46:26 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 03, 2022, 08:42:03 PM
Many years ago I was hospitalised and the doctor stuck an NG tube up my nose and down into my stomach. Not pleasant   noooo:   Later the nurse came to feed me through it only to discover in had been put wrong way in. The nurse told the doctor who told her to go and take it out. The nurse refused saying "you put it in, you take out"

I only know this because I later married the nurse.
brilliant   ;D

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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #147 on: February 04, 2022, 08:17:53 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 03, 2022, 08:42:03 PM
Many years ago I was hospitalised and the doctor stuck an NG tube up my nose and down into my stomach. Not pleasant   noooo:   Later the nurse came to feed me through it only to discover in had been put wrong way in. The nurse told the doctor who told her to go and take it out. The nurse refused saying "you put it in, you take out"

I only know this because I later married the nurse.

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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #148 on: February 04, 2022, 05:26:17 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 03, 2022, 08:42:03 PM
Many years ago I was hospitalised and the doctor stuck an NG tube up my nose and down into my stomach. Not pleasant   noooo:   Later the nurse came to feed me through it only to discover in had been put wrong way in. The nurse told the doctor who told her to go and take it out. The nurse refused saying "you put it in, you take out"

I only know this because I later married the nurse.

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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #149 on: February 04, 2022, 05:27:23 PM »
SHe prolly attached a barrel of Mild to the tube  ::)
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