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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #210 on: April 02, 2023, 01:29:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 02, 2023, 01:21:32 PM
I notice that Nod is now rarely able to leave home due to bowel problems. Has has cancelled meets on about 4 consecutive days now. noooo:
noooo: noooo:  poor Nod, we laugh at him for his reported follies but he didn't deserve this
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« Reply #211 on: April 02, 2023, 01:46:46 PM »
And god help me, he has leaned about Alexa and I have ordered one for him.  eeek: scared2:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #212 on: April 02, 2023, 02:17:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 02, 2023, 01:46:46 PM
And god help me, he has leaned about Alexa and I have ordered one for him.  eeek: scared2:
scared2: scared2:
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« Reply #213 on: April 02, 2023, 03:18:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 02, 2023, 01:21:32 PM
I notice that Nod is now rarely able to leave home due to bowel problems. Has has cancelled meets on about 4 consecutive days now. noooo:

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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #214 on: May 16, 2023, 08:40:44 AM »
Nod reports that laxatives and sleeping pills are not a wise combination eeek: sick2:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #215 on: May 16, 2023, 09:06:56 AM »
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #216 on: May 16, 2023, 09:49:01 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 16, 2023, 08:40:44 AM
Nod reports that laxatives and sleeping pills are not a wise combination eeek: sick2:

 eeek: eeek:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #217 on: January 13, 2024, 01:49:28 PM »
Well, it’s spread noooo:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #218 on: January 13, 2024, 01:50:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 13, 2024, 01:49:28 PM
Well, it’s spread noooo:


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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #219 on: January 13, 2024, 03:08:49 PM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #220 on: February 21, 2024, 01:44:52 PM »
Nod was warned that his latest bout of radiotherapy could cause an arsehole infection.

It did.

Instead of calling the GP or the hospital or even applying Savlon or similar he thought Deep Heat might do the trick…. noooo: noooo:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #221 on: February 21, 2024, 02:06:15 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 21, 2024, 01:44:52 PM
Nod was warned that his latest bout of radiotherapy could cause an arsehole infection.

It did.

Instead of calling the GP or the hospital or even applying Savlon or similar he thought Deep Heat might do the trick…. noooo: noooo:


Oh gawd! facepalm:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #222 on: February 21, 2024, 06:22:14 PM »
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #223 on: February 21, 2024, 11:01:42 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 21, 2024, 01:44:52 PM
Nod was warned that his latest bout of radiotherapy could cause an arsehole infection.

It did.

Instead of calling the GP or the hospital or even applying Savlon or similar he thought Deep Heat might do the trick…. noooo: noooo:

 eeek:    noooo:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #224 on: February 29, 2024, 03:11:16 PM »
Heroically, I ordered Nod some incontinence pants off Amazon. They are unisex and the box clearly indicates this.

Nod refuses to use them on the grounds that they are “frilly “.

I asked him who would know.

“”What if I get run over by a bus?”

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