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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #75 on: August 26, 2021, 06:25:37 PM »
Can you get me a spacesuit from Lidl?  rubschin:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #76 on: August 26, 2021, 06:36:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 26, 2021, 06:25:37 PM
Can you get me a spacesuit from Lidl?  rubschin:

Not until Monday... ::)
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #77 on: August 26, 2021, 07:02:30 PM »
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Quote from: Nick on August 26, 2021, 05:34:41 PM
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #78 on: August 27, 2021, 05:52:08 AM »
Quote from: Steve on August 26, 2021, 07:02:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2021, 06:00:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 26, 2021, 05:34:41 PM
Taking Nod to the hospital tomorrow first thing for his first treatment. What with all the prep stuff I reckon he will be there for a couple of hours

Nod: I am not staying there that long!

Me: You will do as you are told, you twat

Have got him a Wiltshire Farm Foods catalogue and ordered him to go through it to identify a range of ready meals to be delivered weekly and to eat twice daily

He is still in denial about what is about to happen  noooo:

Oh dear.... You are a good Bloke Mr. Nick...  Thumbs:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #79 on: August 27, 2021, 11:43:49 AM »
Make sure he has a good diary system for managing the  appointments, telephone consultations, blood tests, covid tests and all that stuff  - it becomes a monumental task !!

Let alone the forests of letters that he will receive each day from the NHS  noooo:

Good luck Nod  x
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #80 on: August 27, 2021, 12:13:55 PM »
Fortunately his appointment are in the same place at the same time daily, but his correspondence folder is bulging. noooo:

He came out today complaining he is scheduled for regular arsecams. They plan to sedate him after he screamed like a little gerly last time  ::)
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #81 on: August 27, 2021, 03:00:39 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 27, 2021, 11:43:49 AM
Make sure he has a good diary system for managing the  appointments, telephone consultations, blood tests, covid tests and all that stuff  - it becomes a monumental task !!

Let alone the forests of letters that he will receive each day from the NHS  noooo:

Good luck Nod  x

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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #82 on: August 27, 2021, 03:05:17 PM »
I may need to see the cats in Brighton  whistle:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #83 on: August 27, 2021, 03:06:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 27, 2021, 03:05:17 PM
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #84 on: September 01, 2021, 01:40:41 PM »
Picked Nod up from the hospital earlier

He informs me that they have told him that his cancer is Stage 3C

He seems pleased about this

I tell him that the scale only has 4 points!! noooo:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #85 on: September 01, 2021, 03:29:42 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 01, 2021, 01:40:41 PM
Picked Nod up from the hospital earlier

He informs me that they have told him that his cancer is Stage 3C

He seems pleased about this

I tell him that the scale only has 4 points!! noooo:

How many levels does 3 have?  rubschin:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #86 on: September 01, 2021, 03:31:04 PM »
Not sure, but I doubt it goes to 3Z
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #87 on: September 01, 2021, 03:32:28 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 01, 2021, 03:31:04 PM
Not sure, but I doubt it goes to 3Z

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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #88 on: September 01, 2021, 03:35:08 PM »
DO you like sausages?
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #89 on: September 01, 2021, 03:39:00 PM »
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