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Colonic polyps
« on: June 25, 2021, 01:31:57 PM »
Investigations have got to the bottom [snigger] of Nod's problem. He is having nightmares about having sharp things pushed up his arse to cut the little critters off.  eveilgrin:

I am vacillating between reassurance and winding up  rubschin:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2021, 01:41:26 PM »
It's a tough call this.

Have you told him they've probably already tattooed him in some X marks the spot system?
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2021, 01:50:25 PM »
 rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: :thumbsup:
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Re: Colonic polyps or maybe not
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2021, 01:04:25 PM »
I drop round for a coffee

Me: Good news about the polyps
Nod: Yes! Here is the letter

I read the relevant section

"Initial investigation reveals a lesion which requires further urgent investigation, and a couple of polyps. Call (phone number) asap to arrange for a biopsy."

Me: Um, this is not about polyps. They need you in asap for what looks like a biopsy of this lesion.

Nod: Lesion? What is a lesion. I must have overlooked that bit.   noooo:
Me: It could be cancer. You have to call them in the morning!!

As I leave, Nod says. "I think I might make a will this afternoon."
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Re: Colonic polyps or maybe not
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2021, 01:18:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 27, 2021, 01:04:25 PM
I drop round for a coffee

Me: Good news about the polyps
Nod: Yes! Here is the letter

I read the relevant section

"Initial investigation reveals a lesion which requires further urgent investigation, and a couple of polyps. Call (phone number) asap to arrange for a biopsy."

Me: Um, this is not about polyps. They need you in asap for what looks like a biopsy of this lesion.

Nod: Lesion? What is a lesion. I must have overlooked that bit.   noooo:
Me: It could be cancer. You have to call them in the morning!!

As I leave, Nod says. "I think I might make a will this afternoon."

 noooo:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2021, 01:29:26 PM »
I guess we see what we want to see.  Ironically, this letter comes in the same week as Nod inherited £250K from his mum's estate....

Maybe he needs some help with that will... rubschin:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2021, 01:36:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 27, 2021, 01:29:26 PM
I guess we see what we want to see.  Ironically, this letter comes in the same week as Nod inherited £250K from his mum's estate....

Maybe he needs some help with that will... rubschin:

Smug ClubTM membership is open at the moment...  whistle:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2021, 01:47:11 PM »
Get back in the EU, you say?  ............... rubschin:............. :thumbsup:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2021, 03:05:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 27, 2021, 01:47:11 PM
Get back in the EU, you say?  ............... rubschin:............. :thumbsup:

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Re: Colonic polyps or maybe not
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2021, 03:31:26 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 27, 2021, 01:18:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 27, 2021, 01:04:25 PM
I drop round for a coffee

Me: Good news about the polyps
Nod: Yes! Here is the letter

I read the relevant section

"Initial investigation reveals a lesion which requires further urgent investigation, and a couple of polyps. Call (phone number) asap to arrange for a biopsy."

Me: Um, this is not about polyps. They need you in asap for what looks like a biopsy of this lesion.

Nod: Lesion? What is a lesion. I must have overlooked that bit.   noooo:
Me: It could be cancer. You have to call them in the morning!!

As I leave, Nod says. "I think I might make a will this afternoon."

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2021, 07:55:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 27, 2021, 01:29:26 PM
I guess we see what we want to see.  Ironically, this letter comes in the same week as Nod inherited £250K from his mum's estate....

Maybe he needs some help with that will... rubschin:
He might run away and join the Foreign Lesion.
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2021, 04:53:30 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 27, 2021, 07:55:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 27, 2021, 01:29:26 PM
I guess we see what we want to see.  Ironically, this letter comes in the same week as Nod inherited £250K from his mum's estate....

Maybe he needs some help with that will... rubschin:
He might run away and join the Foreign Lesion.

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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2021, 12:19:44 PM »
Nod calls to say that biopsy results are "not good".  This sort of news is getting all too familiar in the VP and around my circle  noooo:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2021, 12:22:49 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 14, 2021, 12:19:44 PM
Nod calls to say that biopsy results are "not good".  This sort of news is getting all too familiar in the VP and around my circle  noooo:

Tell me about it... They are dropping like flies...

We just lost our next door neighbour with Fibrosis and another friend dropped in today to announce that her husband has been diagnosed with ...Fibrosis...  noooo:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2021, 06:17:39 PM »
 noooo: noooo:
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