Taking Nod to the hospital tomorrow first thing for his first treatment. What with all the prep stuff I reckon he will be there for a couple of hours
Nod: I am not staying there that long!
Me: You will do as you are told, you twat
Have got him a Wiltshire Farm Foods catalogue and ordered him to go through it to identify a range of ready meals to be delivered weekly and to eat twice daily
He is still in denial about what is about to happen
