If he wants some amusement in his hour of need we went to the football at Wembley on Tuesday
The Man had to empty his stoma bag ..he has his disabled key for use of the toilets for this very purpose.
However whilst he was in there he just heard an almighty kicking at the door. He was half way through a process he obviously couldn't stop.
So anyways when he opens the door there is a bloke in a wheelchair and 2 mates pushing him . The bloke was spouting abuse saying that The Man had been in there smoking ."thats all anyone does in those loos depriving the disabled of their facilities !!! " Etc
Then he just started hitting The Man with his walking stick .
The Man as you can imagine was fuming . He snatched the stick and went to throw it back at him but it was one of those fold up ones and just collapsed. Tommy Cooper eat your heart out 🤣
The bloke then gets out of his chair to face it off .
The Man declares that Lazarus has arisen and the wheelchair yob starts fuming again and goes towards him.
So The Man finally lifts his shirt up in the middle of the concourse and shouts at the bloke that he is an absolute idiot..." I have cancer and am full of shit inside and out"
Wheelchair yob sat back down and avoided any further contact.
They really did film the wrong footage on the TV 🤣
