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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #165 on: March 24, 2022, 09:50:14 AM »
In a bizarre turn of events the hospital's computer system has logged me as Nod's SON eeek:

I am now getting calls from them about my "dad". I explained he wasn't, at which point they refuse to discuss anything with me. I have had THREE such calls this morning  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #166 on: March 24, 2022, 09:52:32 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2022, 09:50:14 AM
In a bizarre turn of events the hospital's computer system has logged me as Nod's SON eeek:

I am now getting calls from them about my "dad". I explained he wasn't, at which point they refuse to discuss anything with me. I have had THREE such calls this morning  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Oh I think there should be a DNA test just to make sure  ;)
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #167 on: March 24, 2022, 03:33:36 PM »
Quote from: Steve on March 24, 2022, 09:52:32 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2022, 09:50:14 AM
In a bizarre turn of events the hospital's computer system has logged me as Nod's SON eeek:

I am now getting calls from them about my "dad". I explained he wasn't, at which point they refuse to discuss anything with me. I have had THREE such calls this morning  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Oh I think there should be a DNA test just to make sure  ;)

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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #168 on: March 24, 2022, 03:43:42 PM »
I have started calling him DAD

Drives him nuts  angel1

He is going on a colostomy bag training course next week  eeek: sick2:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #169 on: March 24, 2022, 03:48:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2022, 03:43:42 PM
I have started calling him DAD

Drives him nuts  angel1

He is going on a colostomy bag training course next week  eeek: sick2:

Poor owld sod...  noooo:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #170 on: March 27, 2022, 01:25:18 PM »
And he as to have a "lung function" test this week. Apparently it involves an exercise bike  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #171 on: March 28, 2022, 03:31:28 PM »
Letter confirms that he has to take shorts and a t shirt and be prepared for 45 minutes on an exercise bike!! eeek:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #172 on: March 28, 2022, 04:00:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 28, 2022, 03:31:28 PM
Letter confirms that he has to take shorts and a t shirt and be prepared for 45 minutes on an exercise back!! eeek:

Poor old sod...  noooo:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #173 on: March 28, 2022, 04:04:50 PM »
He can't even ride an ordinary bike since that incident with the dead rabbit noooo:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #174 on: March 28, 2022, 05:22:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 28, 2022, 04:04:50 PM
He can't even ride an ordinary bike since that incident with the dead rabbit noooo:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #175 on: March 28, 2022, 05:26:08 PM »
Dad gave him his first lesson in riding a bike. Nod fell off and landed face first in a rabbit that had died of Myxamotosis several days earlier.

End of bike riding  noooo:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #176 on: March 28, 2022, 05:29:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 28, 2022, 05:26:08 PM
Dad gave him his first lesson in riding a bike. Nod fell off and landed face first in a rabbit that had died of Myxamotosis several days earlier.

End of bike riding  noooo:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #177 on: April 07, 2022, 02:49:25 PM »
Nod seems remarkably relaxed about the whole shit bag thingy. I didn't realise they use skin grafts to seal up your arsehole  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:































I wonder if they do exemptions for uphill gardeners  rubschin: redface:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #178 on: April 07, 2022, 02:59:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 07, 2022, 02:49:25 PM
Nod seems remarkably relaxed about the whole shit bag thingy. I didn't realise they use skin grafts to seal up your arsehole  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:































I wonder if they do exemptions for uphill gardeners  rubschin: redface:

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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #179 on: April 07, 2022, 03:20:46 PM »
Wouldn't an old champagne cork do?
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