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In a bizarre turn of events the hospital's computer system has logged me as Nod's SON I am now getting calls from them about my "dad". I explained he wasn't, at which point they refuse to discuss anything with me. I have had THREE such calls this morning
Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2022, 09:50:14 AMIn a bizarre turn of events the hospital's computer system has logged me as Nod's SON I am now getting calls from them about my "dad". I explained he wasn't, at which point they refuse to discuss anything with me. I have had THREE such calls this morning Oh I think there should be a DNA test just to make sure
I have started calling him DADDrives him nuts He is going on a colostomy bag training course next week
Letter confirms that he has to take shorts and a t shirt and be prepared for 45 minutes on an exercise back!!
He can't even ride an ordinary bike since that incident with the dead rabbit
Dad gave him his first lesson in riding a bike. Nod fell off and landed face first in a rabbit that had died of Myxamotosis several days earlier.End of bike riding
Nod seems remarkably relaxed about the whole shit bag thingy. I didn't realise they use skin grafts to seal up your arsehole I wonder if they do exemptions for uphill gardeners