Colonic polyps

[Steve]

I notice that Nod is now rarely able to leave home due to bowel problems. Has has cancelled meets on about 4 consecutive days now.

  poor Nod, we laugh at him for his reported follies but he didn't deserve this

[Nick]

And god help me, he has leaned about Alexa and I have ordered one for him. 

[Steve]

And god help me, he has leaned about Alexa and I have ordered one for him. 

[Barman]

I notice that Nod is now rarely able to leave home due to bowel problems. Has has cancelled meets on about 4 consecutive days now.

 

[Nick]

Nod reports that laxatives and sleeping pills are not a wise combination

[Steve]

 

[Barman]

Nod reports that laxatives and sleeping pills are not a wise combination

 

[Nick]

Well, it’s spread

[Barman]

Well, it’s spread

Oh dear... 

[Steve]

 

[Nick]

Nod was warned that his latest bout of radiotherapy could cause an arsehole infection.

It did.

Instead of calling the GP or the hospital or even applying Savlon or similar he thought Deep Heat might do the trick….

[Barman]

Nod was warned that his latest bout of radiotherapy could cause an arsehole infection.

It did.

Instead of calling the GP or the hospital or even applying Savlon or similar he thought Deep Heat might do the trick….

Oh gawd!

[Steve]

 

[apc2010]

Nod was warned that his latest bout of radiotherapy could cause an arsehole infection.

It did.

Instead of calling the GP or the hospital or even applying Savlon or similar he thought Deep Heat might do the trick….

    

[Nick]

Heroically, I ordered Nod some incontinence pants off Amazon. They are unisex and the box clearly indicates this.

Nod refuses to use them on the grounds that they are “frilly “.

I asked him who would know.

“”What if I get run over by a bus?”