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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #225 on: February 29, 2024, 03:38:03 PM »
Heroically, I ordered Nod some incontinence pants off Amazon. They are unisex and the box clearly indicates this.

Nod refuses to use them on the grounds that they are “frilly “.

I asked him who would know.

“”What if I get run over by a bus?”

 noooo:

Might be the best thing for him, poor old sod...  noooo:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #226 on: February 29, 2024, 03:51:28 PM »
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #227 on: March 12, 2024, 10:38:47 AM »
Nod has been told that if he doesn’t have surgery now he will be dead in a month!! eeek:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #228 on: March 12, 2024, 10:45:41 AM »
Nod has been told that if he doesn’t have surgery now he will be dead in a month!! eeek:
Feck  noooo:

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #229 on: March 12, 2024, 01:04:06 PM »
Nod has been told that if he doesn’t have surgery now he will be dead in a month!! eeek:

Crikey!

Poor sod  noooo:

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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #230 on: March 12, 2024, 01:36:59 PM »
Nod has been told that if he doesn’t have surgery now he will be dead in a month!! eeek:

OMG!  eeek:

Poor sod...  noooo:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #231 on: March 12, 2024, 01:42:07 PM »
Op is scheduled for next week
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #232 on: March 12, 2024, 05:51:26 PM »
Op is scheduled for next week
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Our collective fingers are going to be crossed that it goes well
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #233 on: March 12, 2024, 06:24:26 PM »
Let us all think of Nod’s arse in our prayers  angel1 angel1
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #234 on: March 12, 2024, 06:31:48 PM »
Let us all think of Nod’s arse in our prayers  angel1 angel1
Surely it should be about his ;
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #235 on: March 12, 2024, 06:45:19 PM »
Pedant  evil:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #236 on: March 12, 2024, 06:49:09 PM »
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #237 on: March 12, 2024, 08:39:15 PM »
Let us all think of Nod’s arse in our prayers  angel1 angel1
Surely it should be about his ;

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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #238 on: March 20, 2024, 03:36:54 PM »
Intensive Care it is  noooo:
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Re: Colonic polyps
« Reply #239 on: March 20, 2024, 03:49:53 PM »
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