France warning of war with Iran

[Barman]

French foreign minister Bernard Kouchner says the world should prepare for war over Iran's nuclear programme.
"We have to prepare for the worst, and the worst is war," Mr Kouchner said in an interview on French TV and radio.

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And what exactly do you know about war you big surrender monkey? 

[Nick]

I heard that. I think they were advocating that someone else should actually have the war!

[Barman]

I heard that. I think they were advocating that someone else should actually have the war!

Were they looking in any particular direction at the time? 

[Nick]

I also see

He said a number of large French companies had been asked not to tender for business in Iran.

"We are not banning French companies from submitting. We have advised them not to. These are private companies."

"But I think that it has been heard and we are not the only ones to have done this."

So they want to make some money out of it!

[grumpyoldsoldier]

War? Did someone mention a war? Time to dust down the battle bowler, get out the string vest and sharpen the swiss army knife methinks.

[Nick]

Are you French? If so don't forget the white flag.

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Moi? I fart in your general direction and your mother was an hamster....

[Misunderstood]

Moi? I fart in your general direction and your mother was an hamster....

You Sir are an imposter!   You mean 'amster.

[The Moan Ranger]

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

 

[Nick]

Whoo was that for? The French?

[Snoopy]

Whoo was that for? The French?

Sounds like Big Boys Club language to me 

[Nick]

Not the BBC?

We will have the Barnstaple engineer here before you can say, er, nuts

[The Moan Ranger]

It was merely the full quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, that GOS made.
More:-

French Soldier: You don't frighten us with your silly knees-bent running around advancing behavior!

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King Arthur: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
French Soldier: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.
King Arthur: What?
Sir Galahad: He said they've already got one!
King Arthur: Are you sure he's got one?
French Soldier: Oh yes, it's very nice!

[Nick]

Oh, OK then

Where is that "phew" emoticon when you need it?

[The Moan Ranger]

More:-

French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

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French Soldier: Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!