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Re: France warning of war with Iran
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2007, 11:59:04 AM »
OK OK. You are not bonkers in that sense. OK?













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Re: France warning of war with Iran
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2007, 12:04:52 PM »
King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

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Re: France warning of war with Iran
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2007, 12:05:55 PM »
Do you know the entire film off by heart?
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Re: France warning of war with Iran
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2007, 12:07:03 PM »
There are some queer folk about.
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Re: France warning of war with Iran
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2007, 12:12:28 PM »
There certainly are.
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Re: France warning of war with Iran
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2007, 12:14:49 PM »
Not us, though
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Re: France warning of war with Iran
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2007, 12:17:43 PM »
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Re: France warning of war with Iran
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2007, 12:32:00 PM »
Getting vaguely back on track here we dont actually need to go to war with Iran. There is a much safer method of stopping them from developing their nuclear program. One plane, one parachute and Nick, after all you can pretty much guarrantee that the moment Captain Calamity landed at their facility it wouldnt be standing for much longer  point:
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Re: France warning of war with Iran
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2007, 12:35:21 PM »
ONly if you come with me!
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Re: France warning of war with Iran
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2007, 01:16:34 PM »
Do you know the entire film off by heart?

No.

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.


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Re: France warning of war with Iran
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2007, 01:28:40 PM »
ONly if you come with me!

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Re: France warning of war with Iran
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2007, 01:31:31 PM »
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Re: France warning of war with Iran
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2007, 03:05:36 PM »
I take it we can expect the Iranian flag to be flying in Paris shortly  whistle:

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Re: France warning of war with Iran
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2007, 03:05:56 PM »
I take it we can expect the Iranian flag to be flying in Paris shortly  whistle:
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Re: France warning of war with Iran
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2007, 03:09:54 PM »
dont get me started on the women..

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