Attention men

[Bar Wench]

My only defense is that I travel by public transport and must be prepared for every eventuality.

[Nick]

I sa Alastair Campbell interviewed recently. I warmed to him when he said, "Why can't women have POCKETS?"

[Bar Wench]

It wouldn't all fit in the pockets anyway! 

[Nick]

It would if you had them

[Snoopy]

My only defense is that I travel by public transport and must be prepared for every eventuality.

I have heard that excuse before too ...... My response was "What became of that girl I took to the IoW festival all those years ago ~ the one who thought that ?20, a spare pair of knickers and 40 cigs was all the luggage needed for the weekend?"   

[Bar Wench]

I'd need bloody big pockets to deal with the contents of my bag!

[Nick]

My only defense is that I travel by public transport and must be prepared for every eventuality.

I have heard that excuse before too ...... My response was "What became of that girl I took to the IoW festival all those years ago ~ the one who thought that ?20, a spare pair of knickers and 40 cigs was all the luggage needed for the weekend?"   

I was there too! Why did she need the spare pair of knickers?

(after all, you can always buy more if you need them. If."

[Bar Wench]

Wench's bag.

I NEVER managed on a spare pair of knickers, ?20 and 40 cigs ever ever ever.

[Miss Demeanour]

I sa Alastair Campbell interviewed recently. I warmed to him when he said, "Why can't women have POCKETS?"

We do have pockets but they do not perform any function. In fact pockets are a liability for a girl.

If they are side entry on the hip they are unflattering.
If they sit on the breasts they just look ridiculous (I am referring to the pockets)
If they use buttons they always friggin pop off and then you lose one button and you haven't got another one to match and so the whole garment has to be thrown away
If they use zips then you catch your nails on them and causes them to snag.
If they use poppers (not the drug related kind) then you  often press down too hard and hurt yourself - although admitedly great for removing easily.
If we actually put anything in them they bulge and look unattractive - bear in mind we go into meltdown over a VPL.

Therefore large suitcase = peace of mind. I am sure you would never begrudge us that now eh!  

[Snoopy]

My only defense is that I travel by public transport and must be prepared for every eventuality.

I have heard that excuse before too ...... My response was "What became of that girl I took to the IoW festival all those years ago ~ the one who thought that ?20, a spare pair of knickers and 40 cigs was all the luggage needed for the weekend?"   

I was there too! Why did she need the spare pair of knickers?

(after all, you can always buy more if you need them. If."

She never went anywhere without a spare pair  ~ jeans chafe she claimed.

[Nick]

OK

Pockets mean instant access to cash. Bags mean rummaging for cash.

Guess who ends up paying? That is the plan. Yes?

[Snoopy]

Wench's bag.

I NEVER managed on a spare pair of knickers, ?20 and 40 cigs ever ever ever.

With 20 quid and 40 cigs you were very very rich in the 60s. (Kids ~ Know nothing)

[Nick]

And a spare pair of pants for a whole weekend (not needed anyway, therefore excess). Did you see Hendrix? 1971, IIRC correctly. I was too young to be there but I learnt a lot about boobs.

[Misunderstood]

I remember an acquaintanceship with a generously endowed lass that habitually wore a denim shirt with 'poppers'.

I discovered after a short while that if one sneaked up behind, grabbed a handful of shirt and twisted smartly - all would be revealed.....   

Kept me happy for months.... 

[Bar Wench]

I had a dress that did that.