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Re: Attention men
« Reply #45 on: September 17, 2007, 12:46:19 PM »
Sorry to let the side down on this one girls, but I frequently go out with just wallet in right back pocket, diary in other back pocket and phone in front pocket, Keys in other FP. I like to keep my hands free.  I keeps several briefcases with different projects in each, so if I have a meeting, I can just grab the relevant one on the way out of the door.  redface:
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« Reply #46 on: September 17, 2007, 12:47:26 PM »
Quote from: Pussy Galore on September 17, 2007, 12:46:19 PM
Sorry to let the side down on this one girls, but I frequently go out with just wallet in right back pocket, diary in other back pocket and phone in front pocket, Keys in other FP. I like to keep my hands free.  I keeps several briefcases with different projects in each, so if I have a meeting, I can just grab the relevant one on the way out of the door.  redface:

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Re: Attention men
« Reply #47 on: September 17, 2007, 12:49:18 PM »
Quote from: Bouncer on September 17, 2007, 12:45:06 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 17, 2007, 12:37:58 PM
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Quote from: Bar Wench on September 17, 2007, 12:26:16 PM
I had a dress that did that.  redface:


Most girls have had such garments at one time or another ~ never stopped them wearing them though ..... until they caught their prey.

 eeek:  Are you implying that I was being 'targeted'?   censored:

Oh not you in particular ...... anyone that would fall for it really.
Wimmin like to build up a store of admirers from which to make their choice.

 eeek:  She was married...  and only wore it whe.........     rubschin:   whistle:  tunble:


You seem to be describing events that led to my divorce
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Misunderstood

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Re: Attention men
« Reply #48 on: September 17, 2007, 01:11:12 PM »
Ummm!  I'm beginning to see a pattern here...  redface:
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Re: Attention men
« Reply #49 on: September 17, 2007, 01:23:21 PM »
Fab pics though, boys?
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Re: Attention men
« Reply #50 on: September 17, 2007, 01:29:12 PM »
Oh Yes
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Re: Attention men
« Reply #51 on: September 17, 2007, 01:29:44 PM »
Not the word I'd choose though shocked003  
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Re: Attention men
« Reply #52 on: September 17, 2007, 01:30:45 PM »
Que?
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Re: Attention men
« Reply #53 on: September 17, 2007, 01:35:50 PM »
I'd be quite hurt if I found an ex-girlfriend's picture in Mr Wench's wallet. Especially as there isn't one of me in there.  sad24:
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Re: Attention men
« Reply #54 on: September 17, 2007, 01:39:20 PM »
HAve you seen that one of my ex?

Also Mr Wench's ex.

And that one of wench in her "glory". HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Amazed she fitted in my screen, truth be told!

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Re: Attention men
« Reply #55 on: September 17, 2007, 01:41:47 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 17, 2007, 01:35:50 PM
I'd be quite hurt if I found an ex-girlfriend's picture in Mr Wench's wallet. Especially as there isn't one of me in there.  sad24:

If you go snooping in wallets that don't belong to you  ~ then you  deserve all you get. evil:
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Re: Attention men
« Reply #56 on: September 17, 2007, 01:43:02 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 17, 2007, 01:41:47 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 17, 2007, 01:35:50 PM
I'd be quite hurt if I found an ex-girlfriend's picture in Mr Wench's wallet. Especially as there isn't one of me in there.  sad24:

If you go snooping in wallets that don't belong to you  ~ then you  deserve all you get. evil:

I don't go snooping! I'm just saying is all.  sad24:
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Re: Attention men
« Reply #57 on: September 17, 2007, 01:50:04 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 17, 2007, 01:43:02 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 17, 2007, 01:41:47 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 17, 2007, 01:35:50 PM
I'd be quite hurt if I found an ex-girlfriend's picture in Mr Wench's wallet. Especially as there isn't one of me in there.  sad24:

If you go snooping in wallets that don't belong to you  ~ then you  deserve all you get. evil:

I don't go snooping! I'm just saying is all.  sad24:

So how would you find a picture of an old girlfriend .... do you suppose he would empty his wallet on demand?

No young lady ~ everyone is entitled to some secrets and the depth of my feelings for the lady in question are for me to know and not for my wife (wives) to be told about. My memories are mine.

Mrs S knows of the lady's existence and that we correspond from time to time.
She also knows that I am faithful to her and that I continue to live with her .... and will until the day when either the Good Lord or she should decide I am no longer wanted. That is enough as it is all I can give.
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Re: Attention men
« Reply #58 on: September 17, 2007, 01:50:22 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 17, 2007, 01:43:02 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 17, 2007, 01:41:47 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 17, 2007, 01:35:50 PM
I'd be quite hurt if I found an ex-girlfriend's picture in Mr Wench's wallet. Especially as there isn't one of me in there.  sad24:

If you go snooping in wallets that don't belong to you  ~ then you  deserve all you get. evil:

I don't go snooping! I'm just saying is all.  sad24:

How do you know then?
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Re: Attention men
« Reply #59 on: September 17, 2007, 01:52:21 PM »
Quote from: Pussy Galore on September 17, 2007, 12:46:19 PM
Sorry to let the side down on this one girls, but I frequently go out with just wallet in right back pocket, diary in other back pocket and phone in front pocket, Keys in other FP. I like to keep my hands free.  I keeps several briefcases with different projects in each, so if I have a meeting, I can just grab the relevant one on the way out of the door.  redface:

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I have to do my duty and grass her up on this one. 

She was caught 'unloading' a bundle of blue string earlier.   Claimed it was the leash for the frog.   eeek:
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