I'd be quite hurt if I found an ex-girlfriend's picture in Mr Wench's wallet. Especially as there isn't one of me in there. 
If you go snooping in wallets that don't belong to you ~ then you deserve all you get. 
I don't go snooping! I'm just saying is all.
So how would you find a picture of an old girlfriend .... do you suppose he would empty his wallet on demand?
No young lady ~ everyone is entitled to some secrets and the depth of my feelings for the lady in question are for me to know and not for my wife (wives) to be told about. My memories are mine.
Mrs S knows of the lady's existence and that we correspond from time to time.
She also knows that I am faithful to her and that I continue to live with her .... and will until the day when either the Good Lord or she should decide I am no longer wanted. That is enough as it is all I can give.
If say he said, yes of course you can borrow five pounds go and get it from my wallet. If I'd known it was there it wouldn't be a problem. I suppose it is the idea of finding it and not knowing it was there that would bother me.
I'll let you off then .....
Borrow Five Pounds? That's a good one. Borrow implies return .... never happens in this house.
Anyway for some reason I never keep money in my wallet. The folding stuff goes in the left trouser pocket along with the change. Hankie, lucky stone and keys in right trouser pocket, wallet and comb in back pocket (right side)
I have to add that I have never been into either wife's handbag. My old dad always told me that a lady's bag was private. Even if Mrs S says "get it from my bag" I carry the bag to her and stand back whilst she finds whatever it is she wants. I then carry the bag back to it's resting place. I can honestly say I have never looked in it. Like her and my wallet I guess. Mutual respect for some privacy ~ which when you consider the things that couple do is sort of weird.
Like tooth brushes. We would never, ever share a toothbrush or use one another's but we are happy to swap bodily fluids...... Strange.
