Nominations for the 2022 VP utter fuckwit of the year award

[Grumpmeister]

I'd like to thank the Welsh Assembly for the imminent boost to Cornwall's economy due to increased tourism. 

Anyone with even a mote of common sense knows that adding a tourism tax now, shortly after the last restrictions have been lifted is just going to drive visitors away. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10718227/Wales-sparks-fury-tourism-tax-Hospitality-bosses-warn-proposals-charge-levy-madness.html

[Barman]

I'd like to thank the Welsh Assembly for the imminent boost to Cornwall's economy due to increased tourism. 

Anyone with even a mote of common sense knows that adding a tourism tax now, shortly after the last restrictions have been lifted is just going to drive visitors away. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10718227/Wales-sparks-fury-tourism-tax-Hospitality-bosses-warn-proposals-charge-levy-madness.html

Tourism Tax!

[Steve]

I'd like to thank the Welsh Assembly for the imminent boost to Cornwall's economy due to increased tourism. 

Anyone with even a mote of common sense knows that adding a tourism tax now, shortly after the last restrictions have been lifted is just going to drive visitors away. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10718227/Wales-sparks-fury-tourism-tax-Hospitality-bosses-warn-proposals-charge-levy-madness.html

Quite. 
 
As stupid as those council officials that think the best thing they can do for a town is charge for parking from minute 1.  Result: 

[Barman]

I'd like to thank the Welsh Assembly for the imminent boost to Cornwall's economy due to increased tourism. 

Anyone with even a mote of common sense knows that adding a tourism tax now, shortly after the last restrictions have been lifted is just going to drive visitors away. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10718227/Wales-sparks-fury-tourism-tax-Hospitality-bosses-warn-proposals-charge-levy-madness.html

Quite. 
 
As stupid as those council officials that think the best thing they can do for a town is charge for parking from minute 1.  Result: 

Indeed...

Parking in Maidenhead used to be free after 6pm...

The council thought they were missing out on a few bob so introduced charging... The obvious result was that all the car parks were empty and the streets rammed with parked cars in the evening...

[Steve]

I'd like to thank the Welsh Assembly for the imminent boost to Cornwall's economy due to increased tourism. 

Anyone with even a mote of common sense knows that adding a tourism tax now, shortly after the last restrictions have been lifted is just going to drive visitors away. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10718227/Wales-sparks-fury-tourism-tax-Hospitality-bosses-warn-proposals-charge-levy-madness.html

Quite. 
 
As stupid as those council officials that think the best thing they can do for a town is charge for parking from minute 1.  Result: 

Indeed...

Parking in Maidenhead used to be free after 6pm...

The council thought they were missing out on a few bob so introduced charging... The obvious result was that all the car parks were empty and the streets rammed with parked cars in the evening...

And once great high streets ruined
 
There are few things in life the French get right but that 30 minutes free parking system has saved many of their towns

[Grumpmeister]

So in an enclosed environment at 30,000ft you get drunk and decide to piss off Mike Tyson............what could possibly go wrong..? 

https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/mike-tyson-airplane?utm_source=lwc-newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=LWC%20Newsletter%20Friday%2010%20AM%20Test%202022-04-22

[Steve]

So in an enclosed environment at 30,000ft you get drunk and decide to piss off Mike Tyson............what could possibly go wrong..? 

https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/mike-tyson-airplane?utm_source=lwc-newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=LWC%20Newsletter%20Friday%2010%20AM%20Test%202022-04-22

[Grumpmeister]

Why the hell would you want to make yourself look like...

like...


like...


well you tell me because other than complete fuckwit I'm stumped 



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10750881/Ukranian-woman-worlds-biggest-cheeks-injections.html

[Steve]

To scare away the Russians?

[Grumpmeister]

Words fail me.. 

[Barman]

Words fail me.. 

 

[Steve]

Words fail me.. 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Words fail me.. 

 

The scary thing is that she apparently has a massive online fan base. 

[Barman]

Words fail me.. 

 

The scary thing is that she apparently has a massive online fan base. 

Excellent! 

[Grumpmeister]

Just an observation but going blind after getting tattooed, even if it's only temporary is usually a pretty good sign that you've gone too far. 

You've spent nearly £70k to go from this..



to this..



Personally I think you'd have been better served spending that money on a therapist 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10766331/Woman-reveals-spent-6-750-fang-implants-continue-dragon-girl-transformation.html