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Hiding the evidence
« on: January 28, 2022, 01:16:34 PM »
Main problem with property is "water in the wrong place".

Last year a gutter downpipe burst and flooded the exterior brickwork. It soaked through and blew off a load of paint around my bathroom window. Now I am selling I want to minimise haggling things, so I called my trusty decorator :thumbsup:

He came yesterday and looked at the damage. "You are selling and want that to disappear?"

Yup

"Easy. I will come at 1.00 tomorrow and vanish it. Will take me 30 minutes.  £50 cash?"

Job done  :thumbsup:

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Re: Hiding the evidence
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2022, 01:21:46 PM »
Main problem with property is "water in the wrong place".

Last year a gutter downpipe burst and flooded the exterior brickwork. It soaked through and blew off a load of paint around my bathroom window. Now I am selling I want to minimise haggling things, so I called my trusty decorator :thumbsup:

He came yesterday and looked at the damage. "You are selling and want that to disappear?"

Yup

"Easy. I will come at 1.00 tomorrow and vanish it. Will take me 30 minutes.  £50 cash?"

Job done  :thumbsup:

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Re: Hiding the evidence
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2022, 04:43:31 PM »
ANother job being done by another man on Thursday  :thumbsup: eveilgrin:
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Re: Hiding the evidence
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2022, 05:09:01 PM »
ANother job being done by another man on Thursday  :thumbsup: eveilgrin:

Fortunately nobody would have done anything like that to your new place...  whistle:
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Re: Hiding the evidence
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2022, 05:16:13 PM »
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Re: Hiding the evidence
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2022, 05:52:37 PM »
ANother job being done by another man on Thursday  :thumbsup: eveilgrin:

Fortunately nobody would have done anything like that to your new place...  whistle:
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Re: Hiding the evidence
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2022, 06:22:40 PM »
ANother job being done by another man on Thursday  :thumbsup: eveilgrin:

Fortunately nobody would have done anything like that to your new place...  whistle:
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Re: Hiding the evidence
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2022, 07:47:58 PM »
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Re: Hiding the evidence
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2022, 12:13:33 PM »
Gardener has made a good job of the garden and the decking, UNFORTUNATELY, the decking needs "some attention" and he put his foot through it in three places  evil:
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Re: Hiding the evidence
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2022, 12:36:52 PM »
Gardener has made a good job of the garden and the decking, UNFORTUNATELY, the decking needs "some attention" and he put his foot through it in three places  evil:

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Re: Hiding the evidence
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2022, 01:16:33 PM »
Gardener has made a good job of the garden and the decking, UNFORTUNATELY, the decking needs "some attention" and he put his foot through it in three places  evil:

Poor bugger, sounds like he's had a severe exposure to Nick-o-rays..  noooo:
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Re: Hiding the evidence
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2022, 04:19:10 PM »
Bizzy with Polyfilla and WD40 eveilgrin:

WD40 is amazing and also smells nice. How do they do that? rubschin:
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Re: Hiding the evidence
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2022, 04:56:56 PM »
Bizzy with Polyfilla and WD40 eveilgrin:

WD40 is amazing and also smells nice. How do they do that? rubschin:

It is not a deodorant ....... eeek:

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Re: Hiding the evidence
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2022, 04:59:41 PM »
Perfume?

Might be good for my creaky bits too  rubschin:
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Re: Hiding the evidence
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2022, 05:03:04 PM »
Bizzy with Polyfilla and WD40 eveilgrin:

WD40 is amazing and also smells nice. How do they do that? rubschin:

Do you know what it stands for like...?  whistle:
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