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Offline apc2010

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Stupid Products...
« on: February 16, 2022, 01:03:13 PM »
Yellow thick bleach ....... noooo:  you pour it in the bog ...and it looks like someone hasn't flushed ..... noooo:   

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Re: Stupid Products...
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2022, 01:14:51 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 16, 2022, 01:03:13 PM
Yellow thick bleach ....... noooo:  you pour it in the bog ...and it looks like someone hasn't flushed ..... noooo:   
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Re: Stupid Products...
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2022, 01:34:49 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 16, 2022, 01:03:13 PM
Yellow thick bleach ....... noooo:  you pour it in the bog ...and it looks like someone hasn't flushed ..... noooo:   

And your Septic Tank is fucked...  whistle:
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Re: Stupid Products...
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2022, 03:51:58 PM »
FEBREZE

Your home has a foul smell that you cannot detect as you are "nose blind" but all your guests can detect it

YOu spray FEBREZE everywhere and the foul smell you cannot detect has vanished so (in the ads) you smile with relief

Genius marketing for product which you cannot know works :thumbsup:
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« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2022, 03:53:15 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 16, 2022, 03:51:58 PM
FEBREZE

Your home has a foul smell that you cannot detect as you are "nose blind" but all your guests can detect it

YOu spray FEBREZE everywhere and the foul smell you cannot detect has vanished so (in the ads) you smile with relief

Genius marketing for product which you cannot know works :thumbsup:
;D ;D  emperor's new clothes strikes again

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Offline Steve

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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2022, 03:54:22 PM »
Do they still sell that VIP poo stuff supposed to prevent you making the bog stink after a curry?
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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2022, 04:03:45 PM »
Folklore has it that striking a Swan Vesta does the trick (see also FEBREZE)
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Re: Stupid Products...
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2022, 04:32:51 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 16, 2022, 04:03:45 PM
Folklore has it that striking a Swan Vesta does the trick (see also FEBREZE)

Translation: Nick tried the Swan Vesta and nothing more will be said on the subject.  whistle:
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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2022, 04:36:45 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2022, 04:47:02 PM »
After evacuating the results of LL's cooking the Swan Vesta is an explosion risk  noooo:
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