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Re: The all new "selling my flat" thread
« Reply #60 on: June 27, 2022, 05:49:15 PM »
An e mail floods in from the new person at the Leasehold Management Company for the old flat

He introduces himself

His name is Ricky Swallow

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Re: The all new "selling my flat" thread
« Reply #61 on: June 27, 2022, 06:55:50 PM »
An e mail floods in from the new person at the Leasehold Management Company for the old flat

He introduces himself

His name is Ricky Swallow

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Re: The all new "selling my flat" thread
« Reply #62 on: June 27, 2022, 07:45:16 PM »
An e mail floods in from the new person at the Leasehold Management Company for the old flat

He introduces himself

His name is Ricky Swallow

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happy001
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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "selling my flat" thread
« Reply #63 on: June 27, 2022, 07:48:02 PM »
SO the conveyancers have been in touch and want me to fill in some forms!!

I spent two hours answering some questions about absolutely everything but there were some Yes/No questions I either could not understand (legalese) or could not answer

I asked them to call me

Very helpful young lady called and we went through the Yes/No problems

IN EACH CASE EITHER YES OR NO WAS THE CORRECT ANSWER  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

If it had been a TV quiz show I would have walked away a fucking millionaire
Had to do all that shit for my dead uncle's house.  A house he'd left in a complete tip with most of his paperwork missing.
 
So I wrote NO (to the best of my knowledge) a millionteen times.  It still sold for the asking price.
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Re: The all new "selling my flat" thread
« Reply #64 on: September 27, 2022, 06:05:01 PM »
At last!

Sold in JUNE

Completion date and dosh now confirmed for October 6th!

End of a nightmare
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Re: The all new "selling my flat" thread
« Reply #65 on: September 27, 2022, 07:33:28 PM »
At last!

Sold in JUNE

Completion date and dosh now confirmed for October 6th!

End of a nightmare

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Re: The all new "selling my flat" thread
« Reply #66 on: September 27, 2022, 07:52:02 PM »
At last!

Sold in JUNE

Completion date and dosh now confirmed for October 6th!

End of a nightmare

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Re: The all new "selling my flat" thread
« Reply #67 on: September 28, 2022, 05:02:58 AM »
At last!

Sold in JUNE

Completion date and dosh now confirmed for October 6th!

End of a nightmare

Brilliant!

Completion on my house is end of November when the Chermans leave...
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Re: The all new "selling my flat" thread
« Reply #68 on: September 29, 2022, 06:51:59 PM »
At last!

Sold in JUNE

Completion date and dosh now confirmed for October 6th!

End of a nightmare

Brilliant!

Completion on my house is end of November when the Chermans leave...

House leaving party....... rubschin:   

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Re: The all new "selling my flat" thread
« Reply #69 on: September 30, 2022, 05:04:59 AM »
At last!

Sold in JUNE

Completion date and dosh now confirmed for October 6th!

End of a nightmare

Brilliant!

Completion on my house is end of November when the Chermans leave...

House leaving party....... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "selling my flat" thread
« Reply #70 on: October 02, 2022, 05:26:25 PM »
The Estate Agents let the boiler engineer in back in July to service the boiler. He left it on. Banghead Banghead Banghead

I will now get a bill for heating an empty flat for over 2 months Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
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Re: The all new "selling my flat" thread
« Reply #71 on: October 02, 2022, 05:32:48 PM »
The Estate Agents let the boiler engineer in back in July to service the boiler. He left it on. Banghead Banghead Banghead

I will now get a bill for heating an empty flat for over 2 months Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

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Re: The all new "selling my flat" thread
« Reply #72 on: October 02, 2022, 05:47:08 PM »
The Estate Agents let the boiler engineer in back in July to service the boiler. He left it on. Banghead Banghead Banghead

I will now get a bill for heating an empty flat for over 2 months Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

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Re: The all new "selling my flat" thread
« Reply #73 on: October 02, 2022, 05:50:34 PM »
I have e mailed the engineer angel1

The buyer also asked if I was leaving the wardrobes

They are built in!! Banghead
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Re: The all new "selling my flat" thread
« Reply #74 on: October 02, 2022, 06:04:55 PM »
The Estate Agents let the boiler engineer in back in July to service the boiler. He left it on. Banghead Banghead Banghead

I will now get a bill for heating an empty flat for over 2 months Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

I have heard about ..house warming parties ....but..... whistle:

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