The all new "selling my flat" thread

[Nick]

He cancelled

Have instructed agent to drop the price by £10k but prepared to go further in view of the shitstorm of inflation and interest rates....

[Steve]

He cancelled

Have instructed agent to drop the price by £10k but prepared to go further in view of the shitstorm of inflation and interest rates....

Oh woes

[Nick]

Mr Cheapskate has booked another viewing

[Steve]

Mr Cheapskate has booked another viewing

You should cancel it now.  That'll show him not to be a ditherer

[Barman]

Mr Cheapskate has booked another viewing

You should cancel it now.  That'll show him not to be a ditherer

 

[Nick]

Have now moved to "Offers in excess of...." to shift the flat into a different price band in RightMove 

[Nick]

Now playing "who is going to blink first?" with someone bidding on the flat

[Barman]

Now playing "who is going to blink first?" with someone bidding on the flat

Excellent! 

[Nick]

He blinked and offered an extra £10K

Declined as somone who already made a higher offer, also declined, is returning to view the place again on Tuesday

[Barman]

He blinked and offered an extra £10K

Declined as somone who already made a higher offer, also declined, is returning to view the place again on Tuesday

Poker beard! 

[Nick]

All done by dashboard messages

[apc2010]

All done by dashboard messages

So smoke signals then......

[Nick]

Finally, 2 realistic offers at once but with odd conditions. One specifies "nothing to be left in the flat". Um, it is empty!

The other says "offer will be reduced if I find anything unexpected" 

[Barman]

Finally, 2 realistic offers at once but with odd conditions. One specifies "nothing to be left in the flat". Um, it is empty!

The other says "offer will be reduced if I find anything unexpected" 

 

[Nick]

Bad news is that the weirdo who wanted "nothing left in the flat" turns out to be a Canadian serial killer in a prison cell in Toronto with access to the internet

Good news is that I have just accepted a much higher offer from a very nice couple who love the place 

We just have to get through the survey now